*holds arms close to chest, rocking back and forth *
It all started with an iPod Touch, I swear, I didn't even want it, it was just 'cus an ex said I wasn't allowed one, I'm sorry, oh god I'm so sorry, it was on ebay, it was cheap, it looked like a laugh, everyone I know who has one loves it, oh god, I'm sorry, I'm soo sooo sorry, I didn't mean it, didn't happen on perpous. You see, the Touch doesn't get online, I needed to get online, I needed an iPhone, oh god, I sware it didn't mean much at first, everybody's doing it these days. I'm a web developer for god's sake, how do you expect me to be creative without this stuff? oh god, inertia scrolling, multi touch, oh god, I _needed_ that Macbook Pro, always looking for the bigger resolution, have you seen it run Red Alert 3? It hardly does at all these days, my hard drive is already filled up, I have to close photoshop to run portal. I'm so sorry, soo sorry, optimised operating system and re-arranged shortcuts, it's no longer Ctrl+V or Ctrl+C or even Ctrl+X.... command, cmd, it's cmd, oh god, I hardly even touch the ctrl key anymore. I thought the iPad would help, move me onto small things, but it just means I can ponce it up in public. People see me in the cafe doing it, minding my own buisness, and they won't let me read my RSS feed in piece, always someone stops me, asks me all about it, and they ask me where I got it from, how much it was, if I really enjoy it. "It's just a big iPod Touch", they're just kidding themselves, it's like a duel screen ipod touch if anything, but it doens't really compare, not at all. Did you know I have no SD Card slot anymore? I've lost it, it's gone, forever, I needed to buy an external one, how pathetic is that?

And the worst thing is, the very bloody worst thing; I refresh O2 and CarPhoneWearHouse's iPhone 4 Stocklist every. single. day.... my contract isn't up for another 5 months, but they said they'll sort me out early... for a price.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

aww
iJunkie
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I don't need your sympathy, just your Apple(c) branded products.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)