I'm trying to be optimistic. So fuck off.
This is a girl conversation. And these are amazing shoes.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:04, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think I know the shoes
And they are ace! My missus isn't into alt clothing (apart from stuff with skulls on), but she loves Iron Fist shoes. Slowly but surely I'll get her to look more like Emilie Autumn ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

ha I'm trying to direct myself the same way
I'm working up to the dolls mouth lipstick though, not sure if I can pull that off yet.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Picture?
If it's what I think I've always wanted to do that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

www.bryanreesman.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/23973661_Emilie_Autumn.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

NnngggaaaahhhhH!
Give me a moment...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

OMGWANT

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I love this picture
www.eightyfeettall.com/touchanamericansky/19769503_Emilie_Autumn__Baggerseefe.jpg
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Oh, me too
Me too
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

This woman looks amazing.
I do have a weak spot for Amanda Palmer though
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

she looks like a tranny

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I love her.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/3/19/34/19034690_Emilie01.jpg
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

*goes to happy place*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Just a shame I hate Violins.
/two favourite bands have violins in
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

How can you hate a musical instrument?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Very, very easily
when you dislike the sound they make, and your experience of those who play them is negative.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Keep going
You're giving me fuel to make your personal nightmare a reality.
Not that I would do such a thing
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I hate the banjo.
and the ukelele. But that's just because pretentious indie kids like to learn the ukelele so they can be all different and shit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

See, I just hate pretentious indie kids
But I don't like people who bring out acoustic guitars at an otherwise instrument-free party. "Look at me, I can play Wonderwall, sing along with me then I'll fingerbang one of you lucky ladies later, unless that angry staring guy with the mohawk caves my face in with a flaming hammer".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I fucking hate that!
No one give a shit if you can play guitar. You're making everyone feel awkward. Fuck off.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Those people are twats and deserve every beating they get
I have had to sit through a vast number of said twats during various open mic nights where they've ALL come along with their overly tight trousers and carefully architectured haircuts to gently pluck their gay little song out on their acoustic guitar and try to look even more deep and sensitive than the last little ribbon of scrote-floss that just came and did the fucking same thing. I'm normally opposed to the abuse of musical instruments but I'd have no qualms about inserting their guitars into one of their orifices. CUNTS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

^ scrote-floss: 10/10 here. ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

In all fairness my missus doesn't have to dress alt to look smokin' hot
I just don't understand a good chunk of what constitutes high-street fashion, whilst she does. Jeans and tshirt on her look amazing, but she has to wear New Look stuff for work (she's a supervisor), and half of that stuff is odd.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

yeah I don't get fashion
I mostly ignore it. I just think it's silly for girls of every shape and size to wear the same things, regardless of whether or not they suit it.

Also, I hate cowboy boots.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Cowboy boots are alright if you're a cowboy/girl
The long-vest-and-leggings thing is odd, but I don't mind so much as the lady has a great ass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I thought cowboys/girls were so named
because they kept cattle rather than steeds...
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I want cattle
I love cows.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Having played Red Dead Redemption
I never want to herd cattle. Fucking stupid beasts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I rekindled my love for cows last night
It was tasty. And I used a griddle pan.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

There should be rules about who can and cannot do this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

My missus can
Fat chicks can not.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Precisely this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)