no, she's actually hideous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

she looks like that guy out of the Devil's Rejects

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

She looks like gollum in a wig

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME YOU BASTARD

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Let's say some girl on here you like, looked like that, would you turn her down because she looked like that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I hate to say it
but yes, that girl totally repulses me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I donno, if it turned out that [insert any female b3tan here who wants free cheap'n'easy panda] looks like that, I wouldn't think "eww, disgusting".
Not saying I think she's fit, but take away the stupid make up and she's got potential to look good, it's the glamour-girl personailty that has made her dress like that, and I'm taking that element away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

that's true
might look ok without the makeup. If she had a good personality then I'd give her a chance to remove all that and then see.

I'm fond of Kitty after all...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

oh that's it,
I'm not biting your tongue or touching your wood now. I'm going to touch your tongue and bite your wood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I was beginning to think you hadn't noticed
I'd rather you didn't bite my wood.

I mentioned having a meeting to review something to someone in the office this morning. I was at the urinal a couple of minutes ago, and he came in, also to use a urinal and said "I need to have a look at your thing" I had to enquire whether he was talking about work...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*sings*
"Gonz loves dead glamour girl, Gonz loves dead glamour girl'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Yes.
Next question?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'd probably slip her a gaz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yep.
Her vile orange, botoxed face is like the Antiviagara.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)