We don't want you to die either.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thanks bird.
And pink's a stupid colour so don't go slitting your wrists in the bath with a white dress on.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I've got an Ophelia complex.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I have an Echo complex

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Fo sho!
But is djtp narcissus?
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Fo sho!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Hey!
I can't really argue with that
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Complex
omplex
plex
ex.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I'm so slow...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I'll forgive you.
Evening all.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Yo

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I do a bit
I'd get to wear a black shirt and black tie and cry a lot. I'd bang on the coffin and scream, "Why? Take me instead!" and sob loads. Then I'd gets huge swathes of pity sex.
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Haha!
A fan of amatuer dramatics then.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

D'you know you, right...
I am deffo gonna stay alive now, because I would look WAY fitter than you in funeral gear. Wide brimmed hat, shift dress, shades, single red rose, your money and car.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Hahahaha
Deal. You'd be left with my parents and a vial of frozen sperm. "Go on Roota, please give us a grandchild. You're our only remaining link to him."
( djtrialprice, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

I'm a sentimental prick
If you died I'd probably want to get up the spout.
I just got a bit sad there. Stop doing that to me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Silly billy.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I know
I once started crying because of an advert for painkillers showing a little elephant walking along with its mam
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Emo.
Will you have runny mascara at Djtp's funeral? I think that adds a touch of class. That, and a very low cut dress.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

It won't be low-cut
It will have a slash neck.
But it will be tight.

And definitely slightly leaky mascara.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

God, they're so sickeningly in love, aren't they?
I mean, I send vials of my frozen sperm to girls all the time, but you don't see me getting all sentimental about it
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)

You never sent me any

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)

You thought it was a Hellmans sample.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Aw man
I put it in the tuna sweetcorn
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)

I hope djtp had some
in fact, I'm imagining you licking it off each other
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

No but Nana dropped some down her top

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)

keep going
I'm about to spluff in my pants
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)

She had her tape measure round her neck at the time

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)

oh god, so close....
keep on going...
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:59, Reply)

And afterwards
she went to meet Maureen to go to the market then clean the church
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:02, Reply)

you totally just made me lose my lob-on
I was expecting slightly more explicit detail on your grandmother's hairy chin
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:04, Reply)

Good

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I was totally picturing her
taking out her teeth, giving me pleasure beyond imagination, and then taking my hot goo on her wrinkled, saggy breasts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)

She has her own teeth

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Then I'll repeatedly smack her in the face
before I punch her in the doughnut
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)

Bert, are you holding your cock at the moment?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I might be
but I'm not sure if it's mine
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)

If you're holding it like a handbrake
Its probably not yours.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)

It's not a handbrake, that's for sure
I'm posed like a skier with a Kielbasa in his mouth
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:00, Reply)

I might

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:39, Reply)

No fucking neeeeeed!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)