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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Silly billy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I know
I once started crying because of an advert for painkillers showing a little elephant walking along with its mam
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Emo.
Will you have runny mascara at Djtp's funeral? I think that adds a touch of class. That, and a very low cut dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)
It won't be low-cut
It will have a slash neck.
But it will be tight.

And definitely slightly leaky mascara.
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God, they're so sickeningly in love, aren't they?
I mean, I send vials of my frozen sperm to girls all the time, but you don't see me getting all sentimental about it
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)
You never sent me any

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You thought it was a Hellmans sample.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Aw man
I put it in the tuna sweetcorn
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I hope djtp had some
in fact, I'm imagining you licking it off each other
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)
No but Nana dropped some down her top

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keep going
I'm about to spluff in my pants
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)
She had her tape measure round her neck at the time

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oh god, so close....
keep on going...
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:59, Reply)
And afterwards
she went to meet Maureen to go to the market then clean the church
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you totally just made me lose my lob-on
I was expecting slightly more explicit detail on your grandmother's hairy chin
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Good

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I was totally picturing her
taking out her teeth, giving me pleasure beyond imagination, and then taking my hot goo on her wrinkled, saggy breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)
She has her own teeth

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Then I'll repeatedly smack her in the face
before I punch her in the doughnut
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Bert, are you holding your cock at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:55, Reply)
I might be
but I'm not sure if it's mine
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:56, Reply)
If you're holding it like a handbrake
Its probably not yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 20:58, Reply)
It's not a handbrake, that's for sure
I'm posed like a skier with a Kielbasa in his mouth
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