No Shirley Valentines, please
We will NOT be happy referring to you as ZorbaBGB, ta very much.
But have a good time anyway. Sunbathe, drink to excess, but remember- never fraternise with the locals.
You have been warned.
( Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

When I was 17
I ended up in a fight with a bunch of oleagenous Greek moped-benders whilst on a college trip. They followed me around for literally two fucking hours chanting 'Jesus Christ'* at me until I finally flipped and threw a stein at them. Then I had to hide in the hotel until we left the next day.


*I did look a bit Biblical.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)

You still look fucking biblical
How are you doing bbz?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)

I'm pretty good today
Crow and I saw SPACEMEN FUCKING 3 last night (less Jason Pierce). They were brilliant. Super-heavy psychedelic drone-rock majesty. I was blown away on a cloud of nostalgia. I bought their first ever record when it came out in the 80s - they went a bit shit and split up, but last night's focus was on the LOUD early stuff that I adore.

Never thought I'd see them live.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Oh Man Oh My
You two have Epic Bromance*. I'm glad to hear you had a good time!

I went to my favourite bar and the prices had gone up, so I went to P___'s favourite pub (a converted Victorian public toilet) and had exciting BEER.




*yadayadaydaya YOU'RE REALLY YOUNG AND USE IRRITATING WORDS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)

They don't happen to do the Sonic Boom song "Angel" live do they?
I have happy memories of getting lost in its hypnotic simple guitar line, and the increasing waves of drone guitar. It was one of those songs that you weren't sure whether you'd been listening to it for five minutes or half an hour. I've not heard it in ages and am going to dig out at the earliest opportunity.
(Cave Duck, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Not last night,
it was a tribute to the chap who designed the Spacemen 3 covers who is dying, sadly, so it was all about the early stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

I prefer geeky white men.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)

ahem
*steps forward, looking hopeful*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)

When you and Ms Foxtrot finally go your seperate ways then give me a call.
Until then I shall admire you from afar.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Rest assured you have first dibs of all the B3tans
first only
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you and the Mrs will have a long and happy relationship : )

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

You're lovely
I have decided this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Really, really?
You go around saying the same to every girl, don't you? At least you could be a bit more private about it.

I hate you.

*cries and runs far away*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Oh please
you wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

On the other hand
most of us male b3tans wouldn't kick your Mrs out of bed on a cold morning!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

Most of the female ones wouldn't either
*cough*Amberl*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I would.
I'd touch you repeatedly really fucking hard in the face with a faeces-encrusted caber.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)

I'd like to see you try, grandpa
points for inventiveness of weaponry, however
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Watch it, Twinkletoes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

You love me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I can't believe you say that
You're not improving anything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I'm trying to get my friend to join here
he'd fit in well, we spent about 45 minutes doing fish puns then asked to see my nipples.
And he's geeky and white.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)

And young no doubt.

( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)

He's only just under a year younger than me
Not as bad as the other child, who at 1 year 11 months younger than me CAN'T DRINK LEGALLY.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

So...
did he get to see them or not?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

We were in a crowded bar
he only got to see one.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

Well, that's better than none at all
And if he was a 17 year old geek, probably enough to make him spluff his pants.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

He's almost 19!
but admittedly a bit of a geek.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)