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I saw a rainbow on the way to work this morning and the first thing that popped into my head was the vision of a dog throwing up.
What does everyone want me to bring them back from Kos?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 7:58, 59 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
A pony! A pony!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:06, Reply)
Have you been a good boy?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)

good bum
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
A lettuce
Oh, wait. That's Cos.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:08, Reply)
No Shirley Valentines, please
We will NOT be happy referring to you as ZorbaBGB, ta very much.
But have a good time anyway. Sunbathe, drink to excess, but remember- never fraternise with the locals.
You have been warned.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:21, Reply)
When I was 17
I ended up in a fight with a bunch of oleagenous Greek moped-benders whilst on a college trip. They followed me around for literally two fucking hours chanting 'Jesus Christ'* at me until I finally flipped and threw a stein at them. Then I had to hide in the hotel until we left the next day.


*I did look a bit Biblical.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
You still look fucking biblical
How are you doing bbz?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
I'm pretty good today
Crow and I saw SPACEMEN FUCKING 3 last night (less Jason Pierce). They were brilliant. Super-heavy psychedelic drone-rock majesty. I was blown away on a cloud of nostalgia. I bought their first ever record when it came out in the 80s - they went a bit shit and split up, but last night's focus was on the LOUD early stuff that I adore.

Never thought I'd see them live.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Oh Man Oh My
You two have Epic Bromance*. I'm glad to hear you had a good time!

I went to my favourite bar and the prices had gone up, so I went to P___'s favourite pub (a converted Victorian public toilet) and had exciting BEER.




*yadayadaydaya YOU'RE REALLY YOUNG AND USE IRRITATING WORDS
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
They don't happen to do the Sonic Boom song "Angel" live do they?
I have happy memories of getting lost in its hypnotic simple guitar line, and the increasing waves of drone guitar. It was one of those songs that you weren't sure whether you'd been listening to it for five minutes or half an hour. I've not heard it in ages and am going to dig out at the earliest opportunity.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:22, Reply)
Not last night,
it was a tribute to the chap who designed the Spacemen 3 covers who is dying, sadly, so it was all about the early stuff.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)
I prefer geeky white men.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:40, Reply)
ahem
*steps forward, looking hopeful*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
When you and Ms Foxtrot finally go your seperate ways then give me a call.
Until then I shall admire you from afar.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Rest assured you have first dibs of all the B3tans
first only
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:47, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you and the Mrs will have a long and happy relationship : )

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
You're lovely
I have decided this
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
Really, really?
You go around saying the same to every girl, don't you? At least you could be a bit more private about it.

I hate you.

*cries and runs far away*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Oh please
you wouldn't touch me with a shitty stick
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
On the other hand
most of us male b3tans wouldn't kick your Mrs out of bed on a cold morning!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Most of the female ones wouldn't either
*cough*Amberl*cough*
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
I would.
I'd touch you repeatedly really fucking hard in the face with a faeces-encrusted caber.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
I'd like to see you try, grandpa
points for inventiveness of weaponry, however
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)
Watch it, Twinkletoes.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)
You love me

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
I can't believe you say that
You're not improving anything.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)
I'm trying to get my friend to join here
he'd fit in well, we spent about 45 minutes doing fish puns then asked to see my nipples.
And he's geeky and white.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
And young no doubt.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
He's only just under a year younger than me
Not as bad as the other child, who at 1 year 11 months younger than me CAN'T DRINK LEGALLY.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
So...
did he get to see them or not?
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
We were in a crowded bar
he only got to see one.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Well, that's better than none at all
And if he was a 17 year old geek, probably enough to make him spluff his pants.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
He's almost 19!
but admittedly a bit of a geek.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Fags and titgropes.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:24, Reply)
Never had the balance for 'em myself
fair play to you
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
I don't mean tightropes.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
Damn you
for working that out so quickly
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
I sit here and APPLE+R the whole time :(

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
Whatever you do, don't bring me a Greek
Never again.

I'll have one of those eyes that keeps the Evil Eye off you.
I've got three already but you can't be too careful.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:26, Reply)
You can never ever be too careful Roota.
Forarmed is forwarned.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Rabies.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
Winner!

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)
A happy BGB.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:43, Reply)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
That actually gave me a warm glow.

Thank you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
Everytime someone mentions a rainboy or I see one now
I can only sing again and again "double rainbow all the way" It's so funny.

I want you to buy me a Greek island, if you don't mind. I heard they're going cheap these days.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
some exotic form of alcohol
that would be nice

edit: keeping up the stereotype and all
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)
Happy b3taday Hottie

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
aw thanks :)

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Did you manage not to throttle your mama?

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
I did manage not to
it was a close call, but we had a pleasant dinner, then an argument at home
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Well done you.
EDIT and a very happy Candlemas to you.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Thanks to both parts
and I'm still expecting those jackboots
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)
They would suit you.

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:15, Reply)
I rather think they would
very smart
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)
HPB3D

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
bless you dear

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)
Some sunshine please?
And stiffado!
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:26, Reply)
Freudian slip?
Only 1 f in stifado, you filthy bumder.
(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)
An STD

(, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

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