The meal that was served up at my sister's second wedding was pretty grim.
The chicken was OK, but the accompanying vegetables had been boiled to fuck, so that when you put your fork into the brocolli or cabbage or carrots they simply disintegated into a pool of mush. Fucking awful.

Oh, and the mashed potato was so watery as to be inedible.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

But this meal turned up DG
Unlike that Sunday dinner ;)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME!
I am normally a patient chap but that Sunday took the biscuit in terms of abject fuckwittery.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

That was fucking awful.
That's the only time I've seen you really fucking angry.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

If I'd ordered something complex I could understand it.
but it was fish and chips, for fuck's sake. And then when they finally acknowledged my order they informed me they'd run out!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)