I'm almost ashamed to admit to it...
...but I have eaten in a branch of McDonald's before.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

so long as you ate your own packed lunch food
and not mcdonalds muck, you're ok.
( ascorbate, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Alas not.
A small part of my good will and zest for life died and flaked away that day.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

eaten mopped floors because I was too rubbish to serve behind the counter.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I tried
but my limp wrists kept dropping the burgers all over the place and making a mess.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

When I say mopped floors
I actually meant stood you on your head, dipped you in a bucket and rubbed your luscious flowing locks across the floor in order to clean up the chav piss and vomit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I imagine the limp wrists aided the mopping technique.
I bet his hair was all lustrous from the grease as well.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)