The worst I've ever had
was a 'cheeseburger' (I use the quotes for a reason) on a cross channel ferry in the early '90s. It came in a cardboard box, and the whole lot was taken out of the freezer and stuck in a microwave for a few minutes.

On biting into the thing for the first time, I thought I'd mistakenly eaten the box. I have never eaten anything so bland and tasteless in my life. I swear it had less nutritional value than a pound note.

Actually, that was I think when I was coming back from a trip to Europe during which we bought some cheese in Heidelberg. It looked OK, but we should have known something was up, because it was stored underwater in the shop. By the time we got it back to our digs, we were all checking our shoes as we were convinced that one of us had stood in dog shit. But no, it was the cheese.

We had to throw it out, it smelt so vile.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I bought some Epoisses for my brother in law once.
My sister made him eat it* in the garden.


*the cheese
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

A fine gift.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)

He has a £50k + wine collection,
I try to keep him 'on-side'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

So maybe a hand-job this year?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

again?

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I like strong cheese
but this stuff would have won the Olympic gold for weightlifting, if a cheese section existed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:59, Reply)