Oh Roota, why can't I meet a girl who doesn't want to feed me undisclosed tablets from an anominous jar.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 13:58, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're giving out the wrong signals
like 'sympathetic non-banker Jew'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)

But, but, but, IT'S NOT MY FAULY.
I can't help it that when they chopped off the end of my schmeckle, they made me the MD of Major International Banking Corp©, with no leaving options. Gawd, next time we all meet up, I'm going to bring the subject up with The Edlers of the Jewish Council, it'll try and shoe-horn it between "Balldozing houses" and "Telling everyone what they can watch on the telly".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Gonz, I have to tell you that "balldozing" is fucking brilliant.
New favourite euphemism.
"Did you kick her back doors in?"
"Yeah, I totally balldozed her conservatory!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)