How do you get "into"
someones chest with your bare hands?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

he sliced it open

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

That's what I get for not reading things

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

WITH HIS FINGERS!
he's got magic sword hands!
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Feasible

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Punch hard enough and you'll eventually get some ribs poking out.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Yeah', ^ This.
The trick is to keep on punching until two ribs poke out and breaks the skin, you can then grab them and pull them appart, tearing the skin. From the whole, you can make it bigger and bigger, until you can fit both hands in the chest cavity and rip out the still beating heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Meanwhile the victim is going
"Ooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!"

"MUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!"
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

christ sake
if I had a willy I'd fuck that hole so hard his heart will be crawling out of his mouth just to get away from my thundering member
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

If I had a vagina...
...I'd call you.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Cor

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

that's when you apply
the barbecue sauce
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)