I don't know whether to go to the pub
Or to snuggle up at home with half a bottle of wine and the bf's beers.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

beer cock

MULTICOCK
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:30, Reply)

He's 200 miles away you terrible cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

So? I'm 1000 miles away, doesn't stop me waggling my willy

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Waggle away
Neither willy will affect me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

You underestimate the power of my penis
I should probably stop posting now
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

*legs it*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Home alone for me tonight as the missus is on a girly night out.
I say home alone, SJ will be here with his girlfriend but as they will be locked in his bedroom playing tiddlywinks, it means I can watch what the fuck I like on the telly and drink wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

If I stay in (and judging by the weather, I reckon I will)
then the cat had better want to be my mate or I'll be well pissed off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

You mate with your cat?
*phones rspca*
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

He's had them cut off so we can't 'mate'
It's Platonic. In that he hates me and I try to hug him when he is near me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Awww I've got a stray with no bollocks, ugly as sin but I love him
but yeah, not physically
( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Exactly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Show us yer tits

( broadsword, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 17:48, Reply)

I've gone home

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 16 Jul 2010, 18:26, Reply)