I want to get a star tattoo on my foot.
But my toenails are a bit manky at the moment.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pedicure
Then get the star.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

I don't like people touching my feet or else I would.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I have manky toenails too
They're all falling to bits with fungal infections. I really must do something about them!

Edit - sorry if that's TMI for this time of the morning.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Yes, it is
And more because I was having my mid morning banana. Eugh.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Part of my left big toenail disintegrated in bed one night.
I cut it off. And was left with a gap. I've scraped off the fungus with a knife, so it's a bit better now, but because it's not painful I've not done any more with it.

What a lovely thought while you're eating your banana, eh?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

remember not to use that knife to make sandwiches
Unless there's someone in your office who steals other people's lunch...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Ace !
I wanna get a tatto, wanted one for yonks and yonks, but ain't had the *something, donno what* to go ahead and do it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

You should get a caterpiller cake tattooed on your chest.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I long for the day when a pretty lady would smudge £4.99 ASDA chocolate catapilla cake onto my chest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 9:58, Reply)