Mrs Alecock-
Crow's wet dream.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, haha
Monty should introduce each other asap.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

*sniggers*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Oi cocknose
you coming on Saturday?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

To where, mingebreath?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Mingebreath?
Chance'd be a fine thing.

To here.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

COME MONTY AND MEET MEEEEEEEEEEE

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

You're coming?
Right, I'm definitely not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

*cries*
WHy don't you want to meet me? You know what? Fine I 'm not going to go. I'm going to stay in Leamington and drink Pimms in my garden
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

When I found out Pimms had gin in
it made my life.

I'm just afraid I'll get lost in your eyes vagina.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:35, Reply)

My vagina is an awesome place and you are totally not invited to go there ever after that

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

:(
Fine. I'll try and kiss Wookie again.



and the quickest uninvitation EVER goes to...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

"Oh, it appears to have covered me in naturally cloudy wheat beer!"

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Oi bumlord
you coming on Saturday?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Ooh, you know I think I can make that
Sorry, had my dates mixed up, I thought it was this Saturday just gone. I shall endeavour to make an appearance.

_{And it'll be FABULOUS.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm quivering with anticipation.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I just suddenly got an image of you dressed as Tim Curry saying that
Phwoar.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Strange girl.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

You noticed?
(I know the line is "shiver with antici...

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...pation")
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

Shiver, quiver,
either way I'm going to vibrate his gorgeous little body like a Rampant Rabbit that's been retro-fitted with a lop-sided electric toothbrush motor.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

OK. I'm coming to watch this delightful event.
and I certainly will be ...coming.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Aw fuck it, am I going to have to find time for a full-body wax before the weekend then?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

That depends entirely on what you want me to do to you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I would like you to buy me some beer.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Do you need to be shorn of your body hair for me to successfully buy you some beer?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)