How is the son who managed to go face first into barbed wire?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:15, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

He's fine!
Fortunately it's only his arm that was really injured and he looks like he fought with a leopard.
He's rather pleased with himself as he was super glued together and will have scars - chicks dig scars, apparently. :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Fuck yeah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Or they'll think "very clumsy suicide attempt"
or possibly "serious emo"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

We said that to him yesterday at A&E in front of the nurse
She told him next time to come back without us. She also offered to give the number for Childline.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

It's not very nice but they have to do it.
Child protection is more important than the feelings of the parents.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

He told her he was going to call Childline the last time we made him clean his room
I was more concerned for my health then, rather than his, as his room should have a biohazard warning label.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Look on it as
a vigorous workout for his immune system.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

haha

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Was she having a laugh?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Of course she was having a laugh!
The little bugger is as tall as me! He was covered in mud, still wearing biking gear and kept saying it was a bear that attacked him.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Haha, genius!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)