MTFU
losing weight is easy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:37, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Not when you only want to lose a few pounds and you think fuck it, it's not like you're doing it to get laid but just to look better in a swimsuit.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Do it to get laid then
It's all about motivation. It's really not difficult, once you get into the right frame of mind.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

cut out the booze, watch your calorie intake and lay off the fats for a while
and it will happen.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:43, Reply)

It's all about mind over matter.
I've done it before, just having difficulty now.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Remember to trim away all those pesky 'spiders legs'
You could lose the weight, get on the beach, crash about in the surf like a sexy dolphin then realise you've got a muff like Bob Carolgees with an afro.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)

At least that would stop folk looking at her belly
They'd all be too busy staring at her minge.

Extra points for the Bob Carolgees analogy, BTW.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I have totally stalled
between 13st 2lb and 13st 5lb. I'm going to need a week of being properly careful about what I eat and really pushing myself at the gym.

And it's always next week.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Working out
is likely not to make you lighter. Muscle is heavy stuff compared to fat.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

This is why I don't weight myself anymore.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)

that's what I keep telling myself
but it's been 5 months, I should be The Incredible Hulk by now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I got down to 13st 7 or 8 and stalled for a while
last couple of weeks I've dropped another 3 or 4 pounds for some reason. extra surfing probably.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)

If you can pay the local bakery to forge croissants out of celery

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)