In recent discussions with my friends, we've come to an agreement that my Mum simply died because she didn't like me
Makes sense tbh...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:23, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh come now, i'm sure she loved you very much.
She died because you touch yourself at night.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

and he's such a disapointment.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

no wonder she didn't like him

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Nt as disappointing as ur speling

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

It was missing one p,
get over it.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

i'll have a 'P' please Bob
and then a nice big shit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

harsh
I suppose it circumvents awkward family gatherings though
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

What because his mother is dead???
you heartless fucking bitch.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

he brought it up
that means it's ok to joke about.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Yeah, so I'm allowed to mock what your dad said to you until you cry then right?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm gazzing the mods on both of you

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

All the mods have got you on ignore, you know that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

what did my dad say to me?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Effectively calling you a loser.
I would explore that until I pushed enough buttons for you to log off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

oh I see
it was my mum, fool.

Actually, it was both of them really. They already made me cry so I'm over it now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

... .... ... did you edit?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

no
Lampito wrote about her dad, I mentioned my mum.

YOU NEVER LISTEN
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I don't believe you,
you're a fucking liar, and you're shit and dull and I hate you.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

if you look at the other replies I've put 'she' as well
it's not my fault you're a spaz mango.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

"This'll be our secret"
"Don't tell anyone"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

ha ewwww

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

I was expecting you to get funny with me over that
I thought I had some MASSIVE BACKTRACKING to do
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

no I've never been molested
so it's still funny to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

*Gasp* So just because it hasn't happened to you it makes what I said ok?!
I am disgusted that you are ok with my disgusting comments. I am so disgusted I'm going to write to my disgusting MP about the whole disgusting affair.

/Disgusted from Somerset
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

well it's those damn sexy kids
it's their fault.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Sounds like a news report on Family Guy
"Experts say that children are becoming more attractive...and that's just...great"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Totally understandable
I hardly know you, yet every time I see you I get the urge to kill myself
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

kill touch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

*sings*`
I don't want, anybody else
when I think about you I touch myself
oh-oh-awww
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)