What's the B3TA story about this guy?

( b3tz, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

HE DIDN'T LIKE BREASTS!
The cad.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Hahahahahah clicks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

In a nutshell
Google 'Craig Colclough' and wait for the results to come flooding in. Basically the guy is a deranged fantasist, once claimed on here he'd discovered a cure for diabetes and was wondering whether to give his research away or sell to the highest bidder.

Also known to gaz pics of his cock to lady b3tans; has just come out of a stretch in chokey for fraudulently claiming to be a doctor and subsequently maiming a poor squaddie permanently.

He's an accountant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Who claimed to be a doctor, accountant and South Pole explorer
Came back as Eds Meds, Mr Happy and Medical Male.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

How could I forget 'Chasing the Aurora'?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Because you're old and senile.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I am not old and
ooh, pretty lights!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)

*wheels away to the special ward*

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)

*Special*
*Belms like a wanking mong*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Nurse!
Bring the big injection. The really big one!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Ooh, yes please.
I like big injections.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Phwoar!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Eh? Eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Calm down, old man!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Less of the fucking old, you wannabe thespian.
That just about makes you ghey you know. Rock Hudson was married and look at him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I was never gazed a cock

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Here he is
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=65850
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)