Um guys
stick on BBC 1.

I think they are about to do a story about Ed.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:40, 67 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm at work for another 15 minutes
you're going to have to describe for me, in detail, exactly what's happening.

Have they talked about him gazzing pictures of his cock yet?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Well I'm not sure if it is him
but it's an item about a woman who married a man who said he was a doctor in the army.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Ooh just seen this
Ha, it's him
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Is it him?
I can't remember the details
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

'tis indeed.
( HSDriver was probably still at work on, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

No mention of cock gazzing
as yet.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Or his missing bollock

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

He was Hitler too?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Craig Colcough. Yup it's him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

I think you two would have made a lovely couple
have you considered writing to him in Wormwood Scrubs?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

And why is that Bert?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Because although I'm well aware that you and I will inevitably end up together
I'd rather you got yourself some experience with a real mental first
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Cheers, I'll pass. Already had my share of them.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Aw, I do hope you find a nice guy soon, B
You deserve it, and I mean that sincerely. Despite our differences, that's one thing I have always maintained

CHEERIO!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

officelol

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

Poor woman
I do feel for her.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

she's armless?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Me too.
She seems like an ok sort. But there's one thing I've learnt recently is that it's so easy to be hoodwinked by someone.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Here is the link to it on iPlayer
It's in the last ten minutes.

beta.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00rghkl/Fake_Britain_Fake_Identity/
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:01, Reply)

not available in my area!
this is a travesty
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Ed?

( Peej, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Former B3ta user named Edmund
then changed to Ed's Meds. The epitomy of QOTW in that instead of just actually posting lies, he lived them. Hard.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

He looks like a horse

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

What's the B3TA story about this guy?

( b3tz, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:27, Reply)

HE DIDN'T LIKE BREASTS!
The cad.
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Hahahahahah clicks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

In a nutshell
Google 'Craig Colclough' and wait for the results to come flooding in. Basically the guy is a deranged fantasist, once claimed on here he'd discovered a cure for diabetes and was wondering whether to give his research away or sell to the highest bidder.

Also known to gaz pics of his cock to lady b3tans; has just come out of a stretch in chokey for fraudulently claiming to be a doctor and subsequently maiming a poor squaddie permanently.

He's an accountant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Who claimed to be a doctor, accountant and South Pole explorer
Came back as Eds Meds, Mr Happy and Medical Male.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

How could I forget 'Chasing the Aurora'?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Because you're old and senile.

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I am not old and
ooh, pretty lights!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:50, Reply)

*wheels away to the special ward*

( thealternativefact, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:06, Reply)

*Special*
*Belms like a wanking mong*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

Nurse!
Bring the big injection. The really big one!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:44, Reply)

Ooh, yes please.
I like big injections.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

Phwoar!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Eh? Eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

Calm down, old man!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Less of the fucking old, you wannabe thespian.
That just about makes you ghey you know. Rock Hudson was married and look at him.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

I was never gazed a cock

( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Here he is
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=65850
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Oh my god I forgot to mention this!
I saw the trailer last week, and thought hmmm it might be Ed, so I set the recorder. Hope it's worked! I'm in work on my phone right now...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:26, Reply)

He invited me to the opera
Oh, and he re-emerged last december as Medical Male
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Totally just made beetroot soup, cant wait for it to cool down, tastes nice hot, so I think it'll be lush cold.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Dammit!
The girly just phoned me to let me know about it but I'm in Sweden so can't watch on iPlayer. Curse you BBC, I pay my licence fee!
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:34, Reply)

And he came back as Medical Male
and I took the total piss out of Edmund in front of him not realising. He's going to come back and put me in a freezer.
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:38, Reply)

He might just take you to see La Boheme

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Euphemism?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Then what's Rigoletto!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:48, Reply)

A pasta dish
Made with mince and cheese and baked in the oven, gas mark 6 for 40 minutes.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Mmm, tasty cheesy baked euphemism!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Fans self

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Alright, smelly?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Alright shitbox?
OMG you would love the place I interviewed at today, their computers are all macs. I shuddered when I realised.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Shuddered with full sexual arousal, I shouldn't wonder!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Oh don't make me heave, I haven't had dinner yet.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

they don't call her beckyjizzbox for nothing
actually she was just really, really nice to me. I should shut the fuck up
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Someone needs a kicking. It might be you.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I'll give you a free hit
on the house
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Right now, I'm loading up my Tornado that the government gave me for being a WAR HERO.
Then I'm flying to The Arctic Circle to compete in the Inernational North Pole Race for Edmund 2010. Just me an all the page 3 Stunnas.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

don't forget
to gaz a cock or two
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Or a budgie.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Oh, if you were going to get one you'd have had it by now.
I don't just gaz my cock to anyone, you know.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 21:54, Reply)

Yay
I'm special :D
( djtrialprice, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Very special.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Oh man, that's excellent.
Can't wait to whack that on.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 19 Jul 2010, 22:04, Reply)

Missed it
I Can't believe I missed this. He never Gazzed me his cock, but he did fly to Dublin to meet me for dinner. :O
(weekirst23 Is broken! Silly ice. Silly High heels!, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 21:10, Reply)