I was wandering around Aberdeen
having gained my bearings using a map I had printed off from Google.

A strange foreigner came up to me asking for directions, so I pointed out where he had to go on the map, marked it in pencil, handed him it and sent him on his way. I felt good about that. Poor foreign man who can't speak very well.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:04, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You then realised you were hopelessly lost
without your map and ended up as a sex-slave in a Turkish brothel?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Send help

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

...in the form of a minibus full of randy Turks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

That is of course the solution to ANY problem...

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

Well they'd clear the brothel's rent arrears pretty sharpish,
if I know those Turks*.



*I DO know those Turks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Why did Constantinople get the works?

(Cave Duck, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Thats nobodies business...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

but the Tuuuuuuuuuuuurks

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

'something something something Turks'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Poor foreign man = Sex pest
Especially in Aberdeen
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I hate giving people directions
because I always end up sending them a really convoluted way round, or realise I've sent them the wrong way later.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

You can get around this by purposely sending them the wrong way
at least then you can do away with your conscience.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

also I might be right half the time

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)