How many times can I call a letting agent a cunt
before it becomes a legal issue?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:56, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I believe there's a law
protecting you from anything in this situation.

Keep cuntin'.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

the phrase
"Withhold rent" is usually more effective.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

"Withhold rent you cunt"?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I did this for 3 months earlier this year and got a new bathroom and laminate flooring out of it. Totally worth it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I did this too
it's well within your rights to also employ a contracter and take the money from your rent to pay him for repairs not done within 24 days of notifying them.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Five times ...
then Emile Heskey appears and withholds your deposit.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

It's a newb
Being funny. Afternoon guv'nor.
( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Alright squire
Hello and all that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

hello n00b :D
I don't get your football related joke but I'm sure it's probably funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It's a Candyman related joke

( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

whut?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Candyman
A 90's horror film involving an urban legend whereby if you say "Candyman" five times an unpleasant geezer appears and does all manner of nasty things to you. In the film, the Candyman bears an uncanny resemblance to baffling England forward Emile Heskey.

Wasn't worth the wait was it?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

oh I see!
I got the candyman bit, but didn't understand the Heskey bit because he is, as I understand it, some sort of sportsman.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

it was totally worth it zoziman

( djtrialprice, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

You've nailed him
Your understanding of the man is both vague and accurate, in that he sort of is a footballer.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 14:06, Reply)