Ooo yer a hard woman
I bet it was you wot clubbed the otter to death at the end of "Ring of Bright Water"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

sensible woman. she wasnt being spiteful.
and i dont know what that is but im as mad as hell about it
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

It's a lovely film about a man from London
who adopts an otter, quits his job, moves to the wilds of scotland and kills a basking shark.

It may even be true.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

has it got any dogs in it?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Yep, at least one that I remember

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

holy fuck i am in like flynn
im a big fan of dog films and dog related films where dogs talk or just act or stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna see The incredible journey and the new Cats and dogs film now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

get involved.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Totally am

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Otters are a bit like dogs

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

you dont know what youre fucking talking about here.
just walk away my friend. walk. away.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

...with their little noses

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT!
GOD! You ruin everything!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

41 year old film is 41 years old
THIS JUST IN:

Jar-Jar is Luke Skywalkers dad

Butch & Sundance get married

And it turns out that the planet of the apes was the basingstoke branch of Tesco all along.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

tell her the bit about voldemort, go on

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

turns out he's got LOBSTERS SWIMMING UP HIS ARSEHOLE
that's why he's been such a cunt to all the little wizards and wotnot
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

one of my friends posted all the end twists in Heroes
on his facebook status. I don't watch Heroes but if I did I would have been angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

yeah someone posted the ending of heavy rain on facebook which made me hulk quietly inside
i hope they get piles.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

is that the one with Morgan Freeman and...
no wait, that's Hard Rain. Isn't Heavy Rain a computer game?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

ja, ps3s

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Wiggy always ruins Tom Cruise movies for me by quoting that comedian Richard something
with "Tom Cruise is a cocktail waiter. Quite a good cocktail waiter. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a cocktail waiter anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good cocktail waiter again.

Tom Cruise plays a racing car driver. Quite a good racing car driver. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a racing car driver anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good racing car driver again.

Tom Cruise plays fighter pilot. Quite a good fighter pilot. Then he has a crisis of confidence and can’t be a fighter pilot anymore. He meets a woman who gives him his confidence back and he becomes a pretty good fighter pilot again."

etc.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

haha i fucking hate tom cruise he churns out a constant stream of shit
try watching films with kids... they NEED you to spoil the ending for them. theyre desperate for you to explain every single twist and plot arc before it fucking happens in minute detail.

JUST WATCH THE FILM.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I've come to the conclusion
that he has done loads of thoroughly entertaining films

that new one Knight and Day looks shit, but will probably be entertaining as well.

Plus, he kind of looks like my brother. or did before my bro got a bit chubby
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

i liked the vampire one and err
yeah. that one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

I thought he was brilliant in Interview With A Vampire
it was really unlike his other characters. I do actually like him as an actor, his films are generally entertaining, even if he is a crazy alien lover.

Plus he was funny in Tropic Thunder.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

he's excellent in Magnolia
Top Gun is a great film.

There are others too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

totally
when I saw Up! at the cinema there was a kid in front of me and it kept asking where the guy was going and where the kid was and then where the bird had gone and then who the bad guy was and I was all "SHUT THE HELL UP!"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

theyd fucking know if they watched it.
im so very old :(
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I haven't seen any of the films you just mentioned
although I instinctively sense that you're mocking me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You haven't seen "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid"?
I would so throw sprouts at you if I could
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

what's it about?
hehe
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Are you saying that Rosie is a bearded man?
WHO'S WELSH? Shame on you.

possibly Scottish, I can't really remember
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

aww fuck.
welsh :( that hurts man.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Man, we should totally fuck his shit right up.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

i cant, ive got a bad leg

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

For shame

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Thank gawd for that
the last time I got my shit fucked up really hurt and didnt like it at all WILL NOT BUY FROM AGAIN
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)