I'm upset Gonz
the bash is on Saturday, I can't come to the bash and impress all the male B3tans with my flex-y muscles and snog all the lady B3tans if it's a saturday.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And why can't you go if it's a saturday?
Waxing are we?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I've given up on hair removal, it's a lost cause
I can't do Saturdays as there is a person in my life who is far more important to me than any of the fucking incredulously dim reamtards that inhabit this absolute shithole of a messageboard
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Ah, daughter day.
Can't waste the lube.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Fantastic ! I'm pleased you have someone in your life you can turn too and say "hay, it's me, what's up? ... Oh, nothing, just fancied a chat"
Everyone needs someone like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I'd like to have more chats like that with you, Gonz
What's your favourite kind of sushi?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Can't really decide, I like a range of things.
The bits that I really love is Salmon Skin, salmon avacado, soft shell crab... In maki or tamaki form. yakatori chicken, tempora and Katsu... But my fave is prawn (ebi) goyza.

I think it would be interesting to talk to you too, whats your fave food? Do you like books?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:26, Reply)

I like books, but I couldn't eat a whole one
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 20 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)