kids just grow up too quickly these days

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

My little girl's at the stage between not being a little girl anymore
and not being a teenager yet. I think this might be the year I finally confirm her worst fears, that Santa Claus isn't real, but other than that I'd say she's about right for her age, unlike my littlest brother who's 9 but has acted like a 40 year old since he was 3
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

one of my friends has been 40 forever
he has a smoking jacket and slippers and he drives dead on the speed limit everywhere.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Is he your dad?
Also, I'm going to take your sig personally, and retailiate by finding your dead rat and wearing it like a cock warmer
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I was just thinking the other day "It's quite weird when you get nices or nephews that are older than their aunt or uncle".
But I guess it does happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

Only if your mum's a slag

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)