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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm crying with frustration at the fucking Tax Credit helpline.
I have given them my name and national insurance number and date of birth and they are insisting that I am wrong and therefore "don't meet security requirements" but they "cannot disclose what information is incorrect" and keep telling me to phone back to go through "security clearance" again AND ALL I WANT IS A SODDING CLAIM FORM.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:00, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Can you not get one from the internetz?
Or are you one of them illegal immigrants that's just here to steal our* hard earned money?

*Ok, not mine, I'm still unemployed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)
No, you can only get them by phoning for a claim form. And passing "security".

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)
It's worse than that
She's about to put her balaclava on
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Well, first I got all sniffy with them,
then I phoned back and tried jovial politeness.

Now I'm putting the balaclava on. Pass me the drill.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
*sucks helium*
GIVE HER THE FUCKING CLAIM FORM!!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Maybe it's the Norn Irish accent?
They'll think you're straight out of the H-blocks at the maze.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Is it
A sexy balaclava?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I blinged it up a bit with sequins round the eyeholes.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

eye arse s
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)
Aye. It winks back at ya, with a twinkle.

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I shouldn't be chuckling right now

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

chuck didd
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)
A piddle an' a widdle in a diddle?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

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