In just a week?
I bet you were waif-like from the start!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well I am quite slim
but this was just a diet that targeted the tummy so you get a flatter stomach. It goes back on again as soon as you eat normally, but it was fine for the week I was away.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

What's the diet for a spare fucking tyre?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

KWIK Fit Diet
Get four men round your place with hefty tools, ask them to fuck your shit up good and proper
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)

nah, food poisoning is best

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

honestly
you make it sound like you're the size of a house. You don't need to diet.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Shut it, feeder!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Just one more mouthful
You'll grow into that size 16 dress I bought you soon enough, muh-ha-ha-ha-ha-.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

But I thought that was low in calories?
SORRY!!
/Carry On Roota
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:01, Reply)

i failed to rescue and free a single lobster yesterday
not even the runt. they were already on the grill by the time we cruised up to the lunch island, and even i know there is no point throwing them back into the sea when they are red and dead.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 12:50, Reply)