my friend's dad made his father of the bride speech as follows
bearing in mind she was 5 years older and it was her second wedding. most of the guests did not necessarily know this.

"i call my daughter the boomerang bride cos i've given her away once, hahaha"

stunned silence. yorkshire humour goes down like a cup of cold sick in kent, it seems.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:07, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Making fun of the bride
Always a good idea.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

good way to make sure your grandchildren grow up
thinking you died in ww2, yup
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)