our rep
has just booked us a trip to the grenadines... private tiny plane over there, cruise on the antique schooner that was used in "pirates of the caribbean" (mmmm captain jack) and snorkelling around 3 deserted treasure islands.

this may be the nicest thing anyone has done for anyone, ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:37, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

which member of your party
banged the rep then?
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

all of them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

i don't do girls
or odd numbers

edit - so stop judging people by your own low standards!(!!!!!!!!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOOORrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

sorry
if i put it in an excel spreadsheet would that do it for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

hell yeah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

i can imagine
that you probably do have a spreadsheet setting out sexual fantasies and fetishes and grading them statistically.

and i bet it's colour coded for extra phwoar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

oh man conditional formatting.
gotta love it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

i am going to pretend i understand what this means
but even when i find out, i reckon i will still think you seriously need to put in a LOT of work on your dirty talk/chat-up skills.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'll have to keep practicing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

this would be wise
based on the above i think you need a LOT of work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'll try to write a macro to prompt me with what to say.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

i don't really know what a macro is
but have a feeling it might be something that makes a word document repeat itself?

nothing in the above is sexy. you might want to pencil in sometime around 2017 for your next sexual encounter at that rate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

oh noes
I fear for the stability of the schooner when they all realise.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

have you not seen pirates of the caribbean
that boat is well used to a bit of sword fighting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

but not sexy catfights though I'll bet
no I haven't seen any of that franchise
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

we are all wearing
swimwear and are smothered in oil. what is even remotely sexy about that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm struggling
I can't think of a single thing.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

harder harder
go on, try harder.

although remember this is just your sick twisted fantasy. in real life, you NEVER wear oil on a boat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

My goodness !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

i would have invited you gonz
if i thought you were into this sort of thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I defiantly do luxury, but I don't do boats I'm afraid.
Which is strange, 'cus I love snorkling and SCUBA, got my Open Water at 11.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

well
ok you can just stay in the five star hotel room to cater to my every whim when i come home?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

My GOODNESS ! (capitals this time)
Yeah', g'wan, it's that or a night in infront of hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)