This made me 'wowzers', and note they're + signs between each one, not commas.
www.visualeconomics.com/what-bp-could-have-bought-with-all-the-money-they-lost/

I'm just posting a new message 'cus I'm lacking in attention, my guts are all like OH WOE IS ME today, sad sad times.

Got a really exciting project going live this week, hopefully, *glees*, it even has proper printed advertisment and stuff !

Alt Subject: What is the best thing anyone has done for you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:26, 52 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hellooo
Good luck for your project and sorry for posting right after you.

I've got a lot of tales of people being nice to me; I'm always seem to find kind people when I'm in trouble. If I get some time, I'll post some.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Thank you, don't worry about it, I won't make mortal enemys over it =)
Same here actually, nothing recent, but in general.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I consider myself quite lucky
From strangers paying my fare on the bus when I've forgotten or lost my wallet, to a very nice couple of strangers as well, who drove me all the way from Leeds to Manchester at 3am after a horrific travel to Paris, when I had lost all faith in humanity.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

our rep
has just booked us a trip to the grenadines... private tiny plane over there, cruise on the antique schooner that was used in "pirates of the caribbean" (mmmm captain jack) and snorkelling around 3 deserted treasure islands.

this may be the nicest thing anyone has done for anyone, ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

which member of your party
banged the rep then?
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

all of them.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

i don't do girls
or odd numbers

edit - so stop judging people by your own low standards!(!!!!!!!!)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOOORrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

sorry
if i put it in an excel spreadsheet would that do it for you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

hell yeah

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

i can imagine
that you probably do have a spreadsheet setting out sexual fantasies and fetishes and grading them statistically.

and i bet it's colour coded for extra phwoar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

oh man conditional formatting.
gotta love it.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

i am going to pretend i understand what this means
but even when i find out, i reckon i will still think you seriously need to put in a LOT of work on your dirty talk/chat-up skills.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

I'll have to keep practicing.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

this would be wise
based on the above i think you need a LOT of work.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I'll try to write a macro to prompt me with what to say.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

i don't really know what a macro is
but have a feeling it might be something that makes a word document repeat itself?

nothing in the above is sexy. you might want to pencil in sometime around 2017 for your next sexual encounter at that rate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

oh noes
I fear for the stability of the schooner when they all realise.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

have you not seen pirates of the caribbean
that boat is well used to a bit of sword fighting
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

but not sexy catfights though I'll bet
no I haven't seen any of that franchise
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

we are all wearing
swimwear and are smothered in oil. what is even remotely sexy about that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I'm struggling
I can't think of a single thing.
( djtrialprice, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

harder harder
go on, try harder.

although remember this is just your sick twisted fantasy. in real life, you NEVER wear oil on a boat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

My goodness !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

i would have invited you gonz
if i thought you were into this sort of thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I defiantly do luxury, but I don't do boats I'm afraid.
Which is strange, 'cus I love snorkling and SCUBA, got my Open Water at 11.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

well
ok you can just stay in the five star hotel room to cater to my every whim when i come home?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

My GOODNESS ! (capitals this time)
Yeah', g'wan, it's that or a night in infront of hollyoaks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

Lets not forget Jesus dying for our sins now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

either: bought me a box set of every led zeppelin album
or blowjob in a jacuzzi

on an unrelated note: I can smell rotting fish, and I have a horrible feeling it was wafting through the open double doors of my office which look over the lake full of fish
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I'm struggling to see how this could be accomplished
Either she drowned, which I would imagine puts a dampener on ardour, or she had some sort of sophisticated nose-snorkel. I suspect the third is the most likely, in that she had to keep coming up for air, which I would have found rather frustrating.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

there was a seat at the edge, which left me at an appropriate height for fellatio to be administered without risk

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Gah
Idiocy, thy name is Kroney.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

i have a jacuzzi
i have never given a blow job in it though. but it was very nice to have a cold bubbly jacuzzi in the recent massive heatwave.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:21, Reply)

Wait a sec, hold on one gosh darn minute here, you have a jaccuzzi ?!?!!
Do you happen to have two sets of stairs going to the same floor at your place?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

yes my new bathroom
is my best feature by quite some way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

some combination of heat, bubbliness and booze contributed to the best blowjob I've ever had by a long way.
bear that in mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

all i need now is a willing victim, vipros
this is where the trouble lies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

surely you have no shortage?
a fine young lass like yourself!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

true
but it has to be a special kind of someone for me to risk drowning myself in this particular way. of course, if you were single, it'd be a different issue, that goes without saying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

naturally
there was no risk of drowning though. You just need to make sure you find someone with a large enough johnson for it to periscope well clear of the water.

Or someone with a massive arse to achieve the same effect I suppose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh wowzers !
I don't mind telling you, there is some serious swooning going on here at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

tell me more
i never mind hearing about swooning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Well, it's currently me thinking up the perfect date, maybe a nice show down central followed by dinner somewhere nice.
Nothing heavy, show-wise, I know Whoopi Goldburg is playing in Sister Act next month, I reckon that'll be good. Followed by a posh bite to eat, I donno where, somewhere with a rossette rather than star, 'cus I couldn't top a star later on for when I've got a ring in my pocket and a hope in my heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

wow
that is some detailed swooning. did you have a victim of your own in mind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Nah', know anyone who'll be interested?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

EVERYONE gonz. EVERYONE.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh my, I don't think I have enough in my bank, or the theater could take that many people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Some people let me have sex with them.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Charity work?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Probably.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post720395
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)