Wait a sec, hold on one gosh darn minute here, you have a jaccuzzi ?!?!!
Do you happen to have two sets of stairs going to the same floor at your place?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:31, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yes my new bathroom
is my best feature by quite some way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

some combination of heat, bubbliness and booze contributed to the best blowjob I've ever had by a long way.
bear that in mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

all i need now is a willing victim, vipros
this is where the trouble lies!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

surely you have no shortage?
a fine young lass like yourself!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

true
but it has to be a special kind of someone for me to risk drowning myself in this particular way. of course, if you were single, it'd be a different issue, that goes without saying.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

naturally
there was no risk of drowning though. You just need to make sure you find someone with a large enough johnson for it to periscope well clear of the water.

Or someone with a massive arse to achieve the same effect I suppose.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh wowzers !
I don't mind telling you, there is some serious swooning going on here at the moment.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

tell me more
i never mind hearing about swooning
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Well, it's currently me thinking up the perfect date, maybe a nice show down central followed by dinner somewhere nice.
Nothing heavy, show-wise, I know Whoopi Goldburg is playing in Sister Act next month, I reckon that'll be good. Followed by a posh bite to eat, I donno where, somewhere with a rossette rather than star, 'cus I couldn't top a star later on for when I've got a ring in my pocket and a hope in my heart.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

wow
that is some detailed swooning. did you have a victim of your own in mind?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Nah', know anyone who'll be interested?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

EVERYONE gonz. EVERYONE.

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh my, I don't think I have enough in my bank, or the theater could take that many people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)