You had sex on the floor in Canal Street?
You must have scared the gays to death.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahahaha, it wasn't sex
it wasn't on the floor, and it technically wasn't on Canal Street...
but that was my vague area (that Crow would know well, the bumder)

One day if I get drunk enough I'll tell it to you. You'll never see me in the same way. I told Kitty the first time I met her, and I don't think she quite sees me right now...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it was no worse than you shouting
"I fucking love blowjobs" and scaring the surrounding tables.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Did she?
Nice!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it was loud
I was supposed to be chaperoning and maintaining some sort of respectability.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You failed there then, didncha?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Well, I do!
I just have a loud voice :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Congratulations on being open about it!
Just don't come crying when your gazbox fills up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Or...
were you walking back through Canal Street, barefoot due to your shoes having become uncomfortable over the course of the evening, when you snagged your toe on a used condom?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)