I've tried that one
every week I say "it'll only get worse from here" and "pole hurts, you have to deal with it" and then yesterday I said stuff like "you think that's pain? Wait til you do this" and then did a mad painful move. She just scowled at me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Thyen it might be time to just ignore her or tut when she starts, until she complains about it
Then tell her to GET OUT MY FUCKIN CLASS, YA PUSSY!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

haha yeah I should become a drill sergeant teacher
I say stuff like "just get over it" to the others and they do, but she just always argues with me. God I hate her! I hate the unnecessary amount of exclamation marks she puts in her facebook statuses.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

It's applebite isn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

yeah....don't tell her.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

don't have to, she searches her own username,
she'll find this.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

she's not you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:10, Reply)

If you pass a building site on the way home
See if you can grab a good piece of scaffold, about a foot long is best. If you like, when you get home you can personalise it a bit, maybe write your name in nail varnish on it, but use your best hand writing.

At the next lesson, when this vapid bint starts beakering again, take out your length of decorated pipe and slam it into the back of her knees. Watch some videos of riot police in action if you want to know the best swinging technique (don't want to pull a muscle in your arm).

When she's on the floor, probably crying and looking surprised, slam that pole right on her quim and shout "The Pole does not tolerate pussies!".
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Haha this is definitely the way to go!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

'I like this'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)

hahah
bow down before the awesome power of the Pole!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:11, Reply)

Capitalise the 'T' of The Pole
It makes it more foreboding.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:13, Reply)