Oh you have lost it then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:53, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

^ ouch!
That's mean. (you could try looking down the back of the sofa though - I found a fiver down the back of mine the other day)
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I don't do mean very often.
But I like to flex my mean muscle now and again.


Besides, he knows I think he's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Bitch wouldn't give it back.
Worse than that, she's also got my copy of Restaurant at the end of the universe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I think I have a spare copy of that somewhere
if you want it. There's not much I can do about your cherry though.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

See, you ladies can have a hymenoplasty and pretend to be unspoiled
You can't really do the same if you've got a penis. Apart from lie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I read somewhere that the hymen grows back
if you don't have sex for a long enough period. I'm not sure how true that is though. I don't know why you'd want to lie about being a virgin when you're not. Unless your family is going to set fire to you and leave you in a ditch for betraying their honour. Or something. I guess that'd be quite a good reason actually...
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I don't think that is true.
Because believe me I would know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Hasty wiki-ing tells me it is indeed bullshit
Oh well. I was quite amused by the concept actually.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

aww that's a shame
I like the idea of renewed virginity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it would only grow back if you weren't sticking things up there all the time
EDIT: that sounded like I think you're a chronic fwapper, I didn't mean that. I meant tampons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I've read that too
I don't think it grows back entirely but I think it does draw inwards again. When I was single if I hadn't had sex for ages it would hurt again when I did.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)