No....
I can't imagine spending a lot of time around someone who would fling a cat at my face! Besides, they're not exactly fatal, your average domestic cat, are they?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Depends on the size of the cat
The cat I used apparently weighed about a stone. If thrown at my face, I imagine he could have put my neck out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It's not going to kill you, no.
But, having grown up with a violent feline in the household and a couple of siblings, you can do a fair bit of damage with one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

It's like the flying sheep in Worms Armageddon
it doesn't kill you but does around +75 damage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I love you
Gamer girls FTW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Girl gamers
are generally worse at games though.

OOH CONTROVERSIAL
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

that reminds me
I need to take on PenguinOfDeath at MarioKart.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm not very good at shooting games
I just find call of duty stressful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I was whupped unceremoniously by a female pro Quake player
At a games convention back in 1998 or 1999. It was first to 7 kills, and in the whole weekend nobody had killed her ONCE. She was incredibly hot too, think her name was Kornelia, or something similar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you wouldn't love me after I dropped a concrete donkey on you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

That shit's just foreplay
I bring the grenades, baby.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)