I've just upgraded my phone
and I am off to see inception shortly, then I am having an amazing risotto for dinner then I am going to see some awesome people tomorrow!

I just thought you would all enjoy a non moaning post from me as they don't happen very often ever.

Girly Q: I've been epliating my legs for a while and I am still getting a bit of a rash, will this ever stop?:

Manly Q: What's the biggest thing you've ever killed with your bare hands *grrr*?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:19, 145 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I also just upgraded
HTC Desire should be arriving today!

Manly Q: A 4 year old girl while on holiday in Portugal a few years back...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I've ordered a desire as well!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Yes!!
I also splashed out on a foldy leather cover type thing - £15 on Amazon. Don't want my touch screen getting all scratched like my last phone...

Desire has had great reviews, I think the only phone actually better is the iPhone 4 and that can hardly get a signal! A bit worried about my internet usage though, apparently it's go a 500mb monthly limit. I won't be downloading any media - just using it for email and web-browsing so I hope I don't exceed the 500mb...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I get 1GB in your face!
And if you're not downloading anything I'll doubt you'll use it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

You can get data an extra gig for a relativley low cost on most networks.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

First thing you do
go on the Android Market and download "NetCounter" (http://www.jaqpot.net/netcounter/).

This useful little application keeps count of your data usage over both cellular and Wi-Fi so hopefuly will help you avoid any nasty shocks come bill time.

So far this month I've used just over 1.3 GB but I'm grandfathered in on an unlimited data contract so haven't been bothering to be frugal with it.
(bill, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Holy christ
that could be just the ticket. Cheers my man.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

manly alt:
A sea bass, although I used a rock does that count?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Some reason I now imaging you in Lord of the Flies
I may have to refer to you as Piggy from now on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

hey look I'm on the popular page twice
and none of them were for being mean about you :D

EDIT: Oh wait, one was mean about Bobbychomp. Dammit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

The strikethrough was calling me autistic
:(
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

oh yeah
sorry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I've got to wait till November to
upgrade. Considering complaining to O2 about upgrading from non-iPhones.

A rabbit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

A spider
Although, if I'm allowed to count a hammer: a mouse
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I killed a mouse with a shoe once
Forced it from under the couch with some anti-perspirant spray. It just at me and I lashed out in fear. Instantly regretted it...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I like mice,
when I was uni we had a little family that lived in the lounge and came out to forage while we watched Neighbours. I had to kill one that had been wounded by a trap once though, that was sad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Sounds distressing
Yeah like you, I was a student and the one we had was called Stu. He only came out after midnight when we all should've been tucked up in bed but in reality were playing Operation Desert Storm or Pro Evolution Soccer.

He started pooping that little bit more and that's when we knew he had to go...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

One of ours fell in the bin one day and couldn't get out.
We tried to release him outside but made the classic error of not shutting the door. He was back inside before we were.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Hehe
it's those little acts of defiance that forces your hand in getting them killed.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Naw, I'd have given him a mouse-five.
He just wanted to get back to his family.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

we had a vole
that used to run around the living room in front of the cats. He was called Rambo.

I once had to set the cat loose on a rat that had had its neck broken in a trap. I couldn't kill it myself but the cat did it within seconds so I hope it was the lesser of two evils.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

A trout, I think.
Some sort of fish at any rate.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

I've never caught a trout,
I've heard they're vicious bastards.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I caught a pike once, THIS BIG it was.
I was only a young 'un and my dad made me pick it up by the gill for a picture, failing to mention that this would mean most of my hand was in its mouth with all the nasty predator teeth.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Trout are freshwater fish and have under water weapons.

(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

TUNE!
(I also recently found the record from which the "Fish, fish-fish fish-fish" refrain was sampled)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Ace!
I've always wondered where the hell he gets his samples from...
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Don't know whether you can youtoob at work
Fats Waller - Hold Tight. The fish refrain is right at the end.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

For a given value of 'yes'
I can, but it'll make the computer crash. Gaz it me?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

After rescuing a bumblebee the other day
knowing that it had a sting and could have hurt me, I've let myself down. I killed a big scary spider, because it was watching me poo.
Worst of all, I put it down the loo and had to flush before I could continue to vacate my bowels, for fear that it might somehow come back to life and give me a fatal bite on my bum
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I once killed a big scary spider with a cat

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Spiders aren't scary
And cats aren't weapons. Silly man.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Spiders are FUCKING TERRIFYING I'll have you know.
And cats are quite easy to use as weapons. Ever had one thrown at your face?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

No....
I can't imagine spending a lot of time around someone who would fling a cat at my face! Besides, they're not exactly fatal, your average domestic cat, are they?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Depends on the size of the cat
The cat I used apparently weighed about a stone. If thrown at my face, I imagine he could have put my neck out.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

It's not going to kill you, no.
But, having grown up with a violent feline in the household and a couple of siblings, you can do a fair bit of damage with one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

It's like the flying sheep in Worms Armageddon
it doesn't kill you but does around +75 damage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I love you
Gamer girls FTW!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Girl gamers
are generally worse at games though.

OOH CONTROVERSIAL
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

that reminds me
I need to take on PenguinOfDeath at MarioKart.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I'm not very good at shooting games
I just find call of duty stressful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I was whupped unceremoniously by a female pro Quake player
At a games convention back in 1998 or 1999. It was first to 7 kills, and in the whole weekend nobody had killed her ONCE. She was incredibly hot too, think her name was Kornelia, or something similar.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you wouldn't love me after I dropped a concrete donkey on you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

That shit's just foreplay
I bring the grenades, baby.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I don't think they're scary either
BUT IT WAS WATCHING ME POO
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

maybe it was pooping too and was like
"aargh there's a human watching me poo, I hope it doesn't come over and give me a fatal squishing"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

No, but the cat was my personal samurai guard
(read: there was a fucking massive tegenaria in the bath, so I put the cat in there with it.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Googled and flinched
I apologise - one of those would probably have me doing the ick dance too.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah, those big buggers that come and hide in corners of your house every September
Smaller spiders, I can cope with. But those buggers really freak me out. Sadly my personal samurai guard has since passed away.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I'd still rather do the pint-glass-and-cardboard thing
with a fuck off great spider than deal with a daddy long legs, personally.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Oh, I've got better.
In the absence of PersonalSamuraiGuardCat I've had to make do with pint glass and the piece of cardboard that you never think will be sturdy enough and running into the garden in your socks making a lot of noise and throwing it out and then running back into the house in case it follows you.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

WRONG.
Hurl a Yellow Pages at it. Then tear out the bits with spider juice on, they can't be in your house any more.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

You're both a big pair of jessies
This from a woman who had an irrational fear of woodlice...
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I mourn for my copy of Molecular Biology of the Cell (3rd Edition).
Weighed a ton and had a wipe-clean cover. If I hadn't discovered the Swiffer as an alternate method of spider-killing I would have had to buy another one.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Good old Alberts et al...
I think I've still got mine. My copy of Lehninger's Principles of Biochemistry is probably heavier though...
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Hah.I've got a book on molecular sequences analysis that's seen more use as a mosquito-splatter recently. A good textbook can probably kill anything up to rat size.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Spiders are not my biggest problem.
I have an irrational terror of a certain order of beetles, ever since a holiday in the South of France. Anything belonging to Cerambycidae freaks the fuck out of me - look up Disteniidae, it may not be the same one but it's the closest I could find.

They're fucking enormous and they can FUCKING FLY.

_{And I'm going back out there in a couple of weeks' time for my summer holiday.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I have loads of flying beetles around my house
tricksy thinsg to catch
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:52, Reply)

They don't look so bad
I might not be as ambivalent if I had one coming at my face though. Is there an interesting story behind this?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I was with my family, we were eating out on the balcony in the place we were staying.
It just sort of appeared on the far wall. My sister flipped out, and despite my father and I insisting that it was crawling away from us, and off the side of the balcony, she wasn't having any of it. My father, being the fearless entomologist, decided he'd best go and encourage it on its way.

That was when the beetle got a bit spooked and decided to take to the air. Try and imagine that fucker with its wing cases extended flying straight towards you. It fucking landed on ME. I can only imagine the girly scream I emitted would have put even Darth Foxtrot to shame. Fortunately it landed on my shirt, and so with a quick shake of that it fell off. But I've been terrified of the things ever since.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

It's like the Dark Knight
but instead of becoming a symbol of fear to fight crime you've become a symbol of anal penetration to fight homophobia..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

It's a shame the batman symbol is already taken
It's a little more atmospheric than the endless BUMDER ALERTS.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I shot a man in Reno
but he was coming at me with a knife so it was entirely justified.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Fair enough, we'll say no more about the Reno incident, but what about the sheriff and his deputy?

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:40, Reply)

Oh them, yep that was me, gunned them down in cold blood.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm embarrassed that I got the iphone 4. I love it but whenever I get it out I look around to make sure noone can see
Manly Q: A magpie.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Any problems with reception?
Or has this been resolved now?
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Mine and my friend Matt seem to be fine and we're on vodafone
another friend who is on Orange is having a nightmare even with the bumper. I still love it though. I put inception and the dark knight on it last night its ace.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:46, Reply)

I may be trying to find fault seeing as I just ordered a Desire
but there's something not right about watching a film on a tiny phone display.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Its cool, I have a little stand as well so I'm a right gayer

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Haha
that does seem strange. Probably works better in practice than the way I imagine it..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

it's a little gay but no worse than the cretins on the bus
blasting out tinny renditions of Ndubz

just realised it's you I'm bickering with in the other thread. I don't really thnk you're a pedantic bumder.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I am and I'm going to get Bert Monkeysex to enter your backside.

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I'd forgotten about him, little gobshite.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

YOU KILLED A CORVID?
I'm sorry, I've just lost any respect I might have had for you, ever. You are dead to me.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

look all I say is he started it

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

My parents next door neighbours had a magpie trap in their back garden
my mum would climb over the fence and let them out
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

there illegal now I think

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

magpie pie traps - not parents

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

magpie pie traps?
To catch the pies?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:53, Reply)

yeah magpies are hungry and can't cook for themselves................

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Woah there Crowsie
Magpies are cunts. I saw two magpies bullying a beautiful crow in Sheffield.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Magpies and Carrion Crows are often seen competing for territory
and generally don't get on. However, they are all still corvids, and so I must show concern for the welfare of all of them. Because a crow would know.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)

No
They were bullying it.
They're eeeeevil.

Are Jackdaws corvids?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

They are.
Corvus monedula, so more closely related to carrion crows (corvus corone) than magpies (pica pica).

The one with the best Latin name is the Rook, however: corvus frugilegus.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Jackdaws are sexy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)

With their cute, pert little beaks and grey facial plumage
I was given a book called Crow Country, ostensibly some photographer's memoirs about the time he spent in Norfolk watching huge flocks of jackdaws and rooks. You'd have thought such a book would be right up my alley. It's just a shame it was fucking boring.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:44, Reply)

And piercing blue eyes
I think they're humans turned into birds by witches.
Someone just saw me looking at Jackdaws and suggested I take a look at a grackle.
Not as sexy as a Jackdaw.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'd never realised they had blue eyes before!
(Baby carrion crows also have blue eyes, which is very cute)

I agree about the grackle - pretty plumage, and very crow-like in appearance, but just not quite in the same league.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It says they're white on Wikipedia
but whatever, the overall effect is icy blue.
Look at this factoid:
The sentence "Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz" is a commonly used example of a pangram, (i.e. a sentence that contains all 26 letters of the English alphabet), while the sentence itself is only 31 letters long.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:51, Reply)

The main picture on their wiki article is a particularly sexy specimen
I'm tenting just looking at it.

And the one further down the page, of the jackdaw in Bushy Park, is as good as any of those 'ORLY' owls.

Like the pangram. I shall have to find a way to use that more often in conversation.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Hoorah

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

don't let crow see you write...
...oh too late.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Oh, it's too late alright.
His journey home from work is going to resemble that scene from Hitchcock's The Birds. Except they'll all be crows.

(And possibly an albatross to make up the numbers)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Let's face it, Vipros' Swedish mate is going to piss all over the opposition for the manly question.
I can't think of anything I've killed with my hands, but I have stood on a few snails. I have a terrible habit of carefully plotting my path down the garden with great care, and then having performed whatever task, thoughtlessly marching back up the path. The sound of the shell cracking is awful.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

oh it's heartwrenching!
and my friends usually then start with "he was probably getting food for his family and they'll be sitting there waiting for him, asking mummy when daddy's going to be back" until I start crying.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I beat a rat to death with a stick
the stick was the arm of a snowman I had built the previous day
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:42, Reply)

This sounds like
some cold-blooded mafioso slaying..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Yeah, da rat was squealin' I tells ya
Leave the stick. Take the cannoli
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

"It was the snowman that did it" seems a perfectly good defence to me.

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Frosty knows when to keep his mouth shut

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

*dislikes*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:31, Reply)

i have never epliated
nor killed anything bigger than a fly. But I do have a free weekend, so perhaps I could solve both of these issues
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

AWesome, what phone did you get? I do a mean resotto, well nice, with aspagous and peas.
I wouldn't say you moan often, in fact, I don't think I've ever heard you moan.

I can't awnser the girly question 'cus I don't really know 'bout that sort of thing.

I ain't killed anything I don't think, except the occasional bug like thing. I once saw a van pick up a load of dogs and the rumour was the guy took a plank of wood to the dogs. SAD TIMES.

Are you visit awesome londoneese people?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

FINE THEN TOTALLY IGNORE ME !???
Man, this sucks, I'm outta 'ere, just as soon as I stop procrastinating.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I started saying "Oh god", "oh man", "oh boy", "well" and "bare" and "totally" sarcasticlly last year, to imply I was joking.
It's now become regular in my vocab.

God, I'm so street.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

You're more cul-de-sac

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I expect no less than four manda gazzes when I get back.
I don't mind if you lot all seporate them out or one person does four, I'm not really bothered, as long as they're there.

Oh man, I'm soo needy =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Girly A:
I still get that from waxing but it's getting less and less each time so hopefully one day it will stop. Also, as the hairs get weaker it will take less force to get them out so your skin will probably recover then.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

this for me too.
Also - if you're using a wax or something to epilate, then check the ingredients in the wax - it might be that your skin is a bit sensitive to one of the ingredients in it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I must confess that I was unfamiliar with the word epilate until today.
What is it that makes it worth doing, given that all methods seem rather more painful than simply shaving?
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

the hair grows back finer and it lasts longer...
Also, shaving ladyparts has the danger of nicks which hurt for a lot longer then it does to wax or trim them!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I was only thinking about the legs, I didn't mean to enquire about your ladyparts, honest.
*Blushes*

*Runs away*
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

ha, don't stress.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Shaving causes the hair to grow back dead bristley and it itches like fuck
whereas a wax lasts loads longer and the more you have it done the less regrowth there is. Plus it hurts less and less each time. And we're women, we're fucking hard as nails.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Hiya TGB
I have neither epilated nor killed anything with my bare hands, but I feel like I'm ignoring you if I don't answer, so I'm just saying hiya and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:03, Reply)

HIIIIIIIIIIIIYA!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You've n ever epilated?
Really?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:19, Reply)

When she walks it sounds like two porcupines rutting

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I meant with an actual epilator you git!
Of course I remove hair!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Sorry, I shall stop being mean to you
You just provided me with opportunities I couldn't ignore.
Interestingly enough, that's not a solid defense when being tried for rape.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

It's ok
No attention is bad attention.
(Again, won't stand up in court)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

I concur
I do get a sadface when nobody replies to things I post.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Are you like that with texts?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Yes
People who don't reply to texts are rude! If I'm able to reply (not driving or in a meeting/court/cinema) then I will do so immediately.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Sometimes you forget
and some people don't like texting
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I appreciate that
But I still feel a little miffed if someone doesn't reply in a timely fashion.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

one of my friends told me off for unnecessarily replying
if she says "you want to meet up" and I say "Yeah sure, how's tomorrow at 5", she'll say "ok that's fine, see you then" and I'll say "ok cool, see you tomorrow", she says the last one is pointless and irritating.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

it is, Kitzo (pointless, not irritating)
But hey, some people think it's nice and cheerful and don't comment on it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Non moaning thread posted last night :)
A wallaby.
( b3tz, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

I've killed untold billions of sperm
And a few insects, but not at the same time.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You've killed the sperm
with your bare hands? One by one, or more like a mass murder?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I suspect that "tissue covered hands" may be more accurate.

(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Mass murder
I like to ejaculate onto a concrete floor and then slam my fists into the puddle while howling with primal rage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:20, Reply)

hot

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I can imagine you doing that
It must feel really good knowing you're killing so many Labias Minoras.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)

You can imagine me wanking?
Poor you! Sometimes when I'm thumping my blooded fists into my own semen I like to shout "There can be only one!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Well, no, I wasn't thinking about you wanking
However, now that you mention it... I can't take that image out of my head. Nice...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I cannot hear you vomitting
Therefore I take that as a compliment!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I just tried to upgrade mine
But it didn't like my card details. Which is good, I think. I might have been buying a bit compulsevily. I was going to get the HTC Wildfire.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:17, Reply)

did you ever have to sing that song about the train in French lessons at school?
the words were something like "all aboard the TGV", but in French obv.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Did anyone else have the textbook "Ca Bouge" for learning French?
I did.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Encore Tricolore
Bitches!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Encore Tricolore
Moi aussi!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)