I'm eating the fear of some Manc bastards.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

care to elaborate?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:42, Reply)

The guys who now own my flat are based in manchester.
"Sam" (won't give me her surname) just had me quoting laws at her and criminal and civil liability for half an hour. She's talking to her manager.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

bastards
can't believe she won't give her surname
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Hell she's just a phone monkey,
I wouldn't have had such a go at her if she had returned my call pre 5pm yesterday, like she promised, but she went home instead.
I fucking guilt tripped her to fuck for that, "do you know how hard it is to hear you've gone home when I haven't got a home to go to"
rofl
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

that is a great bit of guilt tripping :-)
it's not that hard not to be a shit phone monkey really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

one of our clients put in an email that I was a credit to the company the other day
so you can be a good little phone monkey if you try.

I just wish he'd CCd it to the boss so I don't have to print it out and put it on my wall in the hope that someone will notice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)

just forward it to your boss

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I thought about but that seems a bit lame
although one of our top profile (alleged) murderers did directly tell the boss that he thought I was wonderful and asked if I was a solicitor when I am but a mere pencil pusher.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I just called back to speak to the manager
she's at lunch and wont be back for another hour.
Then they asked how I got hold of them in the first place. Like they're admitting "omg, I don't want to deal with this shit, why aren't we anonymous."
fucking cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

do you just want your stuff back or do you want to fight them for monies and shiz?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I have given them the ultimatum to either let me back in tonight
and continue to reside there until the 26th of next month, which is 5 months into a 6 month contract. And I will sign a "notice requiring possession" which lets them legally evict me without notice from midnight 27th. Or I unleash legal hell, which will delay the sale of the property past the 26th.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

And cost them more than it's worth just in fees.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Sounds like you're going through shit
You have my sympathies, I fucking hate cunty landlords.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:22, Reply)

If I wasn't so angry it would almost be fun.
I'm now putting in a Freedom of information request for all emails containing my name and all recorded conversations between me and them.

It'll cost me a tenner but it's a fucking pain in their arse.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

FoI requests are a massive pain for them.
Are you getting advice from anyone? CAB might be worth a chat (although they were shit when I had landlord hell), plus the lovely rachelswipe helped me out loads!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Yeah, CAB and Shelter have helped
and Rswipe's been helpful but she's on holiday so I can't make her kick the door down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Ah of course she is :)
I hope you can get what you're asking for quickly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Not if they keep fobbing me off,
I'm tempted to start a twitter to give live updates of who when where I talk to and what they say.

Probably not legal though.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I think if you make them aware
At the start of each conversation that it will be recorded and broadcast, you might be ok.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Each conversation in and out of my desk phone is recorded,
I haven't told them this but because I hear a "this conversation may be recorded" message their side, I'm allowed... sort of.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:40, Reply)

haha that made me lol

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I am about to have a load of cheese I recently found in somebody's flat

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I hope you die of AIDS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:07, Reply)

sounds like he'll probably get gout first

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Had that once. Fucking hurt.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

was it from misappropriated Waitrose cheese?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

No. A bottle of late bottle vintage port I was given for Christmas. I consumed the lot in one evening on top of a load of red wine.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

can you get AIDS from cheese?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)