I'm not.
I've only just had breakfast.

I'M SO BORED.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get a job!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Got one.
Next shift isn't til Friday.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Very good

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Still bored though.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Get a hobby!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

I have several!
I just can't do any at the moment. No pole access, boy in turkey, no money for fabric...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

No pole access because the boy's in turkey ;)
Any nice walks you can go on? Try to learn a language online? Become a camgirl?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Cheeky.
Yes, but that's all I've been doing anyway. Interesting suggestion, I do want to learn Finnish. And a what now?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Cam girl?
It was a jokey suggestion, but a cam girl is someone who does rude things on webcam, which guys pay to have access to.
Try finding some websites that'll help you learn Finnish. Even if you only get the basics in your time off, it'll be worth it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

books?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

make 1000 origami cranes
I've made one so far. It's fucking hard.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

digging Vast, got hold of some last night
I like the old and the newer stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

S'good, isn't it?
First album and 'April' are crackin'!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

that's what I found
there was a gap in my collection which needed filling by something like that
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I'm happy to have helped fill your gap

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

despite the dodgy name
'touched' is one of my favourite ever songs
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

'Dirty Hole' for me

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

christ
could we get any more suggestive here?
(beanojam isn't really Ricardo Flange, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

'You're too young for me'?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:13, Reply)

When I'm bored
I like to google things like where to go next on holiday, or what car will I be buying in a few months, or what bass guitar.

Sometimes not only passes the time but provides motivation. Sometimes mind..

The answers of course are Tuscany, a VW Polo and a white Fender J-Bass..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

I've been stuck at home for a month now.
I've actually run out of things to do on the internet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Hari-kari it is then....

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Give it another week or so.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

you're up early

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

I know.
I might as well go back to bed, it's probably more exciting.
I'll be fine once my pole gets here, but that's another week yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

did you see my rant about my pole student?
I had them going back from the chair last night, I was holding them and everything, but she fucking screamed and let go. She then said she was going to faint from the pain. Drama much?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:05, Reply)

No I didn't.
Fucking hell, what a pussy. Tell her to grow a pair. If she's like that now,imagine what she'll be like with superman, or teddybear, or brass monkey... Or essentially ANY KIND of intermediate/advanced move. She needs to MTFU.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I mentioned superman.
None of the others complain even though they all feel the same pain. She just stops in the middle and then whines that she can't do it. She's put her facebook status as "I never want to do that again EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!". Grrrr.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Superman sounds worse than it is,
It's the noise as you slide down the pole that's so delightful.
Ha, I would be so tempted to comment "Well don't bother coming back then"

Is it weird that I sort of enjoy the pain in a non-weird way, cos then I know I'm making progress.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I think that's kind of how I feel
It hurts but if I can get through it I know it'll be better next time. If it doesn't hurt it usually means you're not doing it as well as you should be.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, exactly.
And with some things, you need the pain, because it tells you you're ready to move onto the next part of the move - like teddybear. Once your arm wrecks, you know you're grip is tight enough to lift up your legs.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

yeah hopefully one day I'll actually be able to do it!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:24, Reply)

you need a project
perhaps you could write all my lesson plans for me? I've been avoiding them for days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:06, Reply)

I have one, but he's in turkey til Saturday.
I want to start making my own clothes again, so once my wges come in I'm going to go get a pattern and some cheap fabric and start playing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:09, Reply)

or if you are broke
find things in charity shops and modify
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Ooo, interesting suggestion,
I might go and have a look in town later. Where I live has nothing but charity shops, pubs and hairdressers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

did this yesterday wondering which bands I might be able to see
by coincidence the Levellers were playing last night in Greenwich so I was able to get a ticket & go. Result.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Start making your dinner now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm not allowed to cook when I'm at home.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Why?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Dunno.
Mother just likes to do all the cooking, doesn't let anyone else have a look-in. I can't even make my own meals if I come in late.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Wow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Yeah.
And it's not like I'm going to burn the house down or poison everyone or anything, I'm actually a pretty good cook.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 13:19, Reply)