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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*comedy trombones*

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

comedy
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)
You can trombone me on Thursdays, we've already discussed this
Oh, it is Thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)
I don't recall this so-called discussion, Sir.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)
That's because when I said 'we'
I meant 'I'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I don't think I've ever tromboned before
is it strictly a position where I have to be behind you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Nope
isn't it like teabagging but you have to stroke the shaft?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)
No, it's rimming while jacking the shaft

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)
and wobbling your jowls like Harold Bishop?

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
strictly from behind the man?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)
If you can stretch your tongue out to rim from the front, go for it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
no need, you just shove his knees to his ears and hello, puckering princess displayed nicely for your tonguing

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)
O_O

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)
You mean you've not done this to your man?!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
>_<
no.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Wow...
I would call you a prude, but no girl's offered to do it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)
that's where poop comes out!
I'm not fucking licking that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Proper preparations are obviously in order
Before it's to be attempted.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
it's a delicate flower, kitty
it deserves a kiss
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
there's nothing delicate about that hole on a man
least of all what it produces.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
The same could be said for the mouth or penis
I bet that doesn't stop you fellating either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)
this
for real
besides, that hole is the same on a woman
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
True, but it throws the angle of shaft-stroking off
Wouldn't look like you're playing a trombone.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)
well, if his arse is in the air a bit, hips tilted, and you'd still be stroking forward

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Hmm, like he's resting his weight on his shoulders and neck?
I can see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)
ok, so I've definitely tromboned before.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)
*highfives*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)
is this highfive worthy?
after making out and highfiving last weekend the guy wants to highfive me all of the time, not everything is highfive worthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)
I was more highfiving because you brazenly admit to tromboning
Making out is not worth highfiving. Synchronised orgasms is.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)
heck yes it is

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah
THAT's what would stop it looking like you were playing the trombone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I'm pretty sure it involved tossed salad.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

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