I've never claimed that loads of people want to fuck me
just kitty, and probably roota, and anyway, it's more like they are in love with me.

obviously I know you want to fuck me, but that's just because you are a bertie woofter and can't resist any man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I don't want to fuck you Vipros
Just look awesome together, walking away from an explosion. An explosion, I might add, that we don't even flinch or look back upon, we just walk away like badasses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm sure we can make that happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

And you can have Roota and Kitty fawning over you
And I'll be looking at the director, motioning my displeasure at the lack of lovely ladies draping themselves over me. The director then points to the 'comic relief sidekick' part of my character description, and I throw a paddy and flounce off to my trailer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

we couldn't very well have the sidekick being the one with the beard now could we?
that'd just make a mockery of the whole thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I actually have a semi-beard at the moment
So I'm thinking that pushes this more into 'buddy cop' levels of equality, rather than hero-and-sidekick. You wanna be bad cop, or shall I?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

we should change between good and bad at random intervals

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

With not even a nod of acknowledgement to one another
It's like we just know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You'd get halfway and realise no-one is watching you
then one of you would say "hang about, how often will we get chance to see something this cool in real life?"

and turn around and watch it

possibly discussing the chemical composition thereof
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

To be honest, this would also apply if they were discussing having sex.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I like this
"You know, Labs, given that he had three bananas for breakfast I'd say his fwap is likely 60% potassium"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*chews, appearing lost in thought*
"The elasticity confirms this"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

there's a flaw here
I fucking hate bananas
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ironically, in an unrelated matter, the bloke who sits at the desk next to mine is holding a banana
It's a big banana. I said it reminded me of my penis. Not in terms of size, but rather shape, consistency and colour

He gave me a strange look and put the banana away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

excellent work
how is the new job going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Aww, aren't you sweet for remembering/asking
Not bad cheers. Although my client portfolio seems to be changing by the day. Apparently I'm now in charge of Legal & General. Not the whole company, you understand. Not yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

aren't I just?
glad it's going well.

you twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes you are
cunty-chops
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)