I only did it a few times and it was never as blatent as "Exeter is shit"
There's a certain OT member who is always quick to defend Reading University, but i've only used it a couple of times.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Reading must be shite
Judging by the only criteria I feel confident to apply, the standard of their DanceSport team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

You can't imagine how illiterate you sound now
Reading must be shite. Well, it depends on the book, doesn't it?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

"Reading" is a piss pot town near London
Pronounced "Redding"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

(Ta, I know that)
It was a game of words...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Nah
If the book's good enough, they'll make a film of it, and that's quicker and easier. Simples
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Oh, oh, oh
I hate when Mark says that. So much. I'm in the border of angryness now. Grrr
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Lucky for you that I was joking then
Mark's not joking. Sleep with me to punish him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

But you'd never cheat on your girlfriend
Why are you so cruel to me?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:17, Reply)

You'd never cheat on Mark either
so it's hardly cruel... if anything, it's crueller to suggest that you might, knowing I won't
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

No,
It's crueller for you to ask me to do something that we know you won't ever do. Mph.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

...which you wouldn't do either?
If Ms Foxtrot ever dumps me I'm going to track you down and buy you dinner.

Then shag you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

We'll see about that
Maybe Mark will dump me first and then I'll stalk you and fuck you first.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You'll be in for a hell of a surprise
when you book us a hotel room, scatter rose petals on the bed, ply me with alcohol and say "Go on then, fuck me"

...and I do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Surprised?
Is it going to be so dissapointing?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Yes
I am absurdly well-hung but have very poor eyesight and thus my aim is rubbish
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I'm not hoping you'll aim from the distance
And I can give you a hand with that. I'm more worried about performance.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

You're easy peasy to bait (i've only done it once)
I said your favourite film was "Assablanca"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

was that when I told him he was a casa-wanker?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Sure was

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

I have since realised that although it winds me up when my friends bait me about being gay IRL,
on B3ta it tends to be both imaginative and harmless. Do your worst, bitch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

It's no fun when you know you're being baited
you massive bumgay
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Sadly all I have to taunt you with in return
is that you're crap at baiting
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I certainly am now that i've given my baiting secrets away.
Perhaps I should just get on with my job.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Ironic that I can accuse you of being crap at baiting
Whilst completely failing to come up with any original baiting tactics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:25, Reply)

The only good thing in Reading is the Madjeski
brilliant little stadium!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah, yeah, it's alright for you and your megalithic 21st Century enormodome
to most of us the Madjeski is a brilliant decent-sized stadium
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

well it is a lot smaller than the Emirates. Still superb facilities.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Mate, the Death Star is smaller than the Emirates
Put the croissant back in the box
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Only 'cause it's busy plugging your bumhole

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:19, Reply)

Would the Death Star
be big enough to fill his enormous anal chasm? I keep reading how Darth has been bum plundered so often, it's like TGB's veejayjay in there.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:24, Reply)

ha
supposedly one of your lot is being linked with a move up North to Parkhead - can't imagine why though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)

Eh?
Who?

*edit* Doh, Sol Campbell of course. Had him in my head as a free agent which I guesss he will be soon..
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I think he will stay with us for one more season.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)

Yeah
I do consider him someone motivated by money though.. So 1 season with Arsenal or 2 elsewhere? Depends on the salary I guess.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Technically that was a reply to me
Don't worry me like that, the squad's thin enough as it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

ha
i'm more worried about the fact we're bringing in Championship players for an assault on Europe. Although in our first CL campaign, one of our more potent weapons cost us 50k, and played second division Scottish football

Kelvin Wilson - that's the one.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:29, Reply)

That Gary Hooper is supposed to be rather good though
not sure about Wilson...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

as long as SOMEONE is good
quite looking forward to the mexican TBH
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Indeed
Wondering if he's more of a Scott Brown type player though which would beg the question what's the point in Brown? I'm liking Ki, good to see McCourt get a runout and I'm hoping Samaras stays.

Seems to be a shitload of players in the squad though...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

No chance
He's a Nottingham lad, he'll want to go up with us. If somehow we fluff promotion again, he'll be off as he's too good for the Championship
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

ppf
if I was from Nottingham, I'd be wanting outta there on the first bus
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)