No-one heard me last time, but it's more appropriate now
I know how much you all like talking about me, and I need a new sig. All suggestions welcome

GO
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:33, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

whiny, attention-seeking ho-bag

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Doesn't scan

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

bitch-ass trick

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Don't know what it means

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

"is so gay he sneezes glitter"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Uniform Charlie Kilo Oscar Foxtrot Foxtrot

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hehe. Nice.

(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

This is clever

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It's not really, I have to use the phonetic alphabet at work
and you probably didn't see my edit, but I got one wrong the first time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Do you call in airstrikes for a living?
that would be awesome. Although i'm a bit worried about your B3ta usage:

Radio: We need air-support...WE'RE BEING OVER-RUN!
Bert: Hang on, i'm just calling Becky a slag...
Radio: Oh god, they're on the wire, we need that.....bzzzzzzz
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Pffft
*click*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I use it too, when talking to cops
I didn't see the edit though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I said Umbrella instead of Uniform
for shame
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Ella ella ella ella
Ey ey ey ey
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

So that's why it's fucking raining!
DON'T SING THE CURSE SONG DURING SUMMER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I like it Bert
I like it a lot. Take some points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

The Spandex Bandit?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

All your suggestions are shit, Chompy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

I dunno I also suggested your rape, torture and murder.
actually fuck it - ignored for once and for all, sorry I don't have the patience for such an utter twunt bag.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

you're getting wittier, Chompy
I like it
EDIT just saw your edit! Excellent! I feel so proud, Another Victory for Team Bert Monkeysex

*Cypress Hills*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Look what you did.
Go, quick, say sorry.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Pfffft
calling this guy chompy has been the most amusing thing, to me at least, that I've done on here in years. I love that he gets so upset so easily.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Bad boy
I'm not cooking for you anything nice today.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Aww...
spoilsport
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

"Gayer than a bummer, loathed to admit it"

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

is gay.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Why do you ask those things here?
You know it's going to be something gay, don't you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

Honestly, I find it hilarious
especially since you'd shag me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I'd only shag you because you're gay
and it doesn't count if you're gay, you know?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Tell you what,
when I fuck you I'll keep reminding you that it doesn't count, and I promise not to enjoy it at all
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Good then
I hope you come anyway, or I'll feel I haven't been good enough for you.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Oh well, as I would hate to upset you
Just for you I'll cum all over your face. As a favour. You'll owe me one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Not over my face, no!
I want your babies!!

*laughs crazily*
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Oh dear
Backed yourself into a corner now. Ms Foxtrot doesn't want kids. I think you've just answered my every prayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Really?
Are you my dreamed man? Because Mark doesn't want kids either (or getting married, really, he's doing it for me), so maybe we have the wrong partners.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Makes sense
Let's jack in our life partners for each other. I'm sure the last couple of months of occasional internet banter are sufficient foundation for an eternally happy partnership
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Deal
But I'm not cancelling the wedding, so you better be ready for the 8th of January. Most of my family don't know Mark, so nobody will notice.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Awesome
I'll be able to lord it over all my mates about football by association
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)