I can't get stonned :(

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

try moving to Iran

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

And having sex before getting married
Or easier, being raped.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

get spell
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

True
How is it? Don't you double the "n"? In that case, why?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

it's a long O sound
stonned would be a short o
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

But the verb comes from where?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Originally it referred to drunkenness.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Mmmm...
Still doesn't make sense, but I've given up in trying to find sense to your crazy pronunciation. YOU NEED RULES!!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Hahaha
Like saying:

"Tough" and "Slough"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Thought, though, dough...
I hate those. I think once I found there are 11 ways of saying "ough"
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

That's reminded me of an old puzzle question.
How do you pronounce the following? - GHOTI
The answer being that if you take gh from tough; o from women and ti from station it's pronounced FISH.
(Cave Duck, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I think I've seen that puzzle before, but never the answer
quite interesting
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

i think there's a user on here
(or was at one point) called Ghoti Fingers
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

i pronounce those the same
mostly because I come from a village called Hough (pronounced Huff). Therefore Slough is Sluff
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)

There are rules. It's just that nobody really knows what they are.
Ever played Mornington Crescent?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

No
And I don't believe you have rules. You just say words as you've heard them before. If you're just reading a new word, you can have a good guess, but can't say for sure how it sounds.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

One 'n'.
Why can't you get 'stonned'? Religious reasons, it doesn't agree with you or it just doesn't work on you?

I knew a chap when I was younger who was so naturally menkle that large doses of mushrooms did nothing at all to him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I don't know
I've tried several times. The only time I got to feel something was a laugh attack, but didn't feel any different appart from that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

It's hard to guage
You eventually reach a point where it's like someone trying to inflate your head with a bicycle pump.

Well it did for me anyways.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I was feeling perfectly normal
And very annoyed because the others were stoned and I wasn't. Then I laughed for 5 min non stop. And that's it, normal again.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

It's the elongated "oe" pronunciation
which shortens the written "nn" to "n".

Stoned
Owned
And erm, coned... as in put cones round something. Otherwise it would be conned.

[edit] damn. What Vipros said.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

It's difficult to get the sounds just by reading
Especially when I know most of you pronounce things different.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)