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Oh, people
You're talkative today, aren't you? There's no way to keep Bert happy like this.

Right, one more.

B3tans that annoy you / make you happy and why.

Go!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:56, 166 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
none anymore
annoy me that is
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)
Yes, I saw you ignored him
If it makes you happy, I told him off for being nasty to you.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
He isn't nasty just irritating
Any it's over now. So far I like everyone pretty much, Vipros is smug, Darth is funny, You are excitable. This place beats work massively.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)
for bobby, from bert
you probably shouldn't rise to it, every single time then
I know you have me on ignore now, but I'm going to do the grown-up decent thing and apologise to you, right here, right now in front of everybody.

Sorry Bobby, I didn't mean to upset you.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
It beats work too much
I haven't done much for the last 3 weeks.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
for bobby, from bert
maybe if your festering arsehole didn't kiss the air with delight everytime I bummed you, you wouldn't get a spanking
learn to be a good boy, it's better that way
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
should I be turned on by this? because I really fucking am...........

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
I have that general effect on people

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
you probably shouldn't rise to it, every single time then
I know you have me on ignore now, but I'm going to do the grown-up decent thing and apologise to you, right here, right now in front of everybody.

Sorry Bobby, I didn't mean to upset you.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)
for bobby, from bert
you probably shouldn't rise to it, every single time then
I know you have me on ignore now, but I'm going to do the grown-up decent thing and apologise to you, right here, right now in front of everybody.

Sorry Bobby, I didn't mean to upset you.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)
if he has bert on ignore then he won't see that
you'd need to reply direct to his post
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
Thank you
I didn't know that. I thought Bert wouldn't be able to see his replies either.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
nope, only works one way
bobby wouldn't be able to see bert's replies, or any that reply to him
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)
I see
I'm still learning. Thanks.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
Awww Abber bless your little cotton socks for being the facilitator
can't believe all this fuss. However the minute I take the little fecker off ignore he will say "Shut up Chompy." I will react and back to square one. x
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
fucking funny for the rest of us though ;-)

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Yeah it's always funny when it's not you though isn't it.
Just happens to suck donkey cock when still a noob
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I know you can't see this
but it's nothing personal, so try not to take it that way
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
partly true
if something is particularly funny and directed at me I can see the funny side.

you've done well though.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
the thing is as well though even if I do ignore him, him being him he won't be able to resist
and me being a stubborn bastard I won't either so it's best left alone.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
You see, boy?
Look what you've done.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
He's crying now.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I think I'd get upset if it was the same joke again and again
forever...

But then, I get upset easily. It's all this latin blood, you know?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
I could have got upset at the constant labelling of being smug
and Darth with the gay thing, but you can just shrug it off

I am pretty fucking smug though, so that helps
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Yep, but you're all very cool
and I am not. I'm very unsecure and would think I'm doing something wrong and people don't love me.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)
Same with me but the Irish blood, I may be whiter than casper the friendly ghost
but boy I can hold a grudge. Right I'm off home now.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
You make me happy, Abby
Lately it seems like all of the off topicers do, whether they like me or loathe me, I enjoy it all.

I still hate al though, he's shit.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
Thanks, sweety.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
serious answer
Roota has a real ability to cheer me up. she's great.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)
She is, isn't she?
I didn't have time to answer, but found very funny all her answers about the epilation thing.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
I missed that
was in a meeting

for reference, getting stoned makes epilation more bearable.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
it does
as does a hearty bottle of red before hand.........
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
I can't get stonned :(

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
try moving to Iran

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
And having sex before getting married
Or easier, being raped.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

get spell
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)
True
How is it? Don't you double the "n"? In that case, why?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
it's a long O sound
stonned would be a short o
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
But the verb comes from where?

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Originally it referred to drunkenness.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
Mmmm...
Still doesn't make sense, but I've given up in trying to find sense to your crazy pronunciation. YOU NEED RULES!!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Hahaha
Like saying:

"Tough" and "Slough"
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Thought, though, dough...
I hate those. I think once I found there are 11 ways of saying "ough"
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
That's reminded me of an old puzzle question.
How do you pronounce the following? - GHOTI
The answer being that if you take gh from tough; o from women and ti from station it's pronounced FISH.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I think I've seen that puzzle before, but never the answer
quite interesting
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
i think there's a user on here
(or was at one point) called Ghoti Fingers
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
i pronounce those the same
mostly because I come from a village called Hough (pronounced Huff). Therefore Slough is Sluff
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
There are rules. It's just that nobody really knows what they are.
Ever played Mornington Crescent?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
No
And I don't believe you have rules. You just say words as you've heard them before. If you're just reading a new word, you can have a good guess, but can't say for sure how it sounds.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)
One 'n'.
Why can't you get 'stonned'? Religious reasons, it doesn't agree with you or it just doesn't work on you?

I knew a chap when I was younger who was so naturally menkle that large doses of mushrooms did nothing at all to him.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I don't know
I've tried several times. The only time I got to feel something was a laugh attack, but didn't feel any different appart from that.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
It's hard to guage
You eventually reach a point where it's like someone trying to inflate your head with a bicycle pump.

Well it did for me anyways.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I was feeling perfectly normal
And very annoyed because the others were stoned and I wasn't. Then I laughed for 5 min non stop. And that's it, normal again.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
It's the elongated "oe" pronunciation
which shortens the written "nn" to "n".

Stoned
Owned
And erm, coned... as in put cones round something. Otherwise it would be conned.

[edit] damn. What Vipros said.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
It's difficult to get the sounds just by reading
Especially when I know most of you pronounce things different.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Donkey Gums cracks me up.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)
me too
Undulating Tentacles is funny also
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)
These are facts.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
they are
*firm handshakes*
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)
I dunno, I've gone off DG recently
he used to crack me up, but I think I'm just used to his lolwacky antics now
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
I think Gonz is funny
although at the beginning I didn't understand his irony and got upset a few times.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)
Gonz is fucking genius.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
indeed he is
there are a bunch of london b3tans that I'm very much looking forward to meeting one day
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I've met him
He comes across as a very kind, sincere bloke.

+1 Would allow him to buy me a beer again.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
I used to dislike him
because everybody universally sucked his cock.

But he's funny, likes stuff I like and deserves a pint from me.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I can assure you I have never sucked his cock.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
may as well
never
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
*sigh*

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I usually find that the people I've met I find funnier on here.
Baldmonkey, wormulus, Donkey Gums, Monty, Dr P are all highlights of my browsing experience.

Of course sometimes the opposite is true.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)
I think I'd find baldmonkey and wormulus funnier if I'd met them

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)
Wormulus is a charming fellow.
So is young Chompus.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Baldmonkey is lovely and you realise the tone of his posts when you speak to him.
Same with Wormulus, both really good fun to meet up with.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)
I think that's it, I don't quite get the tone
some people you need to meet to get what they are about.

Took me a while to get a better handle on what you are about, and I think it has improved my internet experience.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
oh fuck, gonz too.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
Amberl is fucking brilliant
One of the best listeners I've ever not met. Vipros, BGB and Abby are my other favourite people, for differing reasons. I've also decided that Crowsephine, Larry, Porkylips and Labs are top men. More will surely follow

I don't hate anyone to be honest, my opinion on everyone else varies between liking them and not knowing them well enough to pass comment.

Except Chompy. But he knows why that is. And I don't believe he cares.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I AM LOVED
I AM VALIDATED

*feels loved and validated*
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
Woo! My name's here!
Unless you mean Lab Monkey...
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)
No, I mean you
even though you didn't notice that my previous sig was a CombiChrist lyric, for shame
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)
Oops
I don't tend to look at peoples' sigs though, unless they're pointed out!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
I don't understand what his means

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
F.U.C.K.O.F.F.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
And the D at the beginning?

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
I like that Colonel Dracula
YAY! Colonel Dracula!


Yay!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)
POTD

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)
So do I.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Yeah, he's dreamy!
Yay!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
You silly
I just LOL in front of my boss.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
Don't blame me, blame Colonel Dracula
but don't blame him because he's YAY! AWESOME! YAY!


YAY!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)
To tell you the truth, I've only really noticed you recently.
But you're one of the good ones.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
Ta muchly
I would probably make more of an impact on the board if it wasn't for my pesky job.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
I liked everyone I met at BGB's
it's a shame it took me ages to get round to going to a bash.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
And that you had to go so early.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)
I know
that was fucking lame. Next time I shall stay and get drunk and make a complete arse of myself. WOOO!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)
Woo indeed!
I look forward to this!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Me too!!
We'll make sure there is a lot of (no non-alcoholic)drink so she can get super drunk!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Haha
poor Beekers with his Becks blue, or whatever it was. Super drunk with me is perhaps not such a good idea - you should break me in gently or else I might scar you all for life.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Haha...
...beekers got a refund on his second magazine of Becks, having downed the first to no effect.

Was a very entertaining walk to the offy that evening.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Excellent
at least he had something a little less pointless to drink.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Eventually...

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I really like all of you, I think it's rare that someone gets on my tits but it's usually from being annoyed IRL
still, Rosalicious and Gonz and Broadsword and Becky and Al are my favorites
oh, and Bert of course

I'm generally annoying so, soz :/
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)
I don't think you're annoying, K
and thanks
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:30, Reply)
I like you!
I like Aberracion for being lovely, Lampito for making me laugh & having shoes that amuse me, Lab & BK for making me laugh massively, BGB for having such an awesome bash, TLIC for being cockneck, Chickenlady for shocking me with how rude she actually is, Tourettes for making me laugh like a mong, etc etc

I neither like nor dislike Bert and Bobby, I just view them as background noise most of the time.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)
Aww, validated again
Cheers pal, you're a star! Even if your clothes hurt my retinas.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)
+1 for Lab and BK
Both extremely nice guys indeed. Special mention must go to Noel, quite probably one of the nicest people I've ever met.

Would be great to meet you all again for a beer sometime soon.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
*coughs politely*
I agree...
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry fella madam, bit too skint.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Nonono! I can't make it!
And I think BGB can't either. We're going to be "having fun" going hunting for my dress that day.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Too easy
for in
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
oy, don be pushen rosalala around, ta
her knees is well banged up already
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
I'm at Sonisphere
otherwise I would. Sorry!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)
mini-bash!
Woo!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)
damnit
still not anywhere near me.

I've not met any of you losers IRL. One day, though
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Whereabouts are you?

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
south wales
so I'm unlikely to meet anyone. It's probably for the best under the circumstances
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)
a bash in bristol isn't out of the question
which is surely within your range?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Noel makes me hate the human race slightly less.

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)
me too
I had been greatly looking forward to sharing a quiet reefer and conversation with Noel and I was in no way disappointed

also: are you aware of a band called Soul Coughing?

if not I recommend listening to St. Louise is Listening, So far I have not found the science and Casiotone Nation to get the full impact of what they are about. Quite odd, so you'll either love or hate.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Don't know them.
Are they 'modern'?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
modernish
they've got a reasonable number of albums, so have been around for a while at least.

Let's say they are a band for the enthusiast, rather than the mainstream.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)
^this

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Noel is an awesome human being
I wish there were more like him.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:39, Reply)
although
he does snore like a motherfucker, or did when I met him

kept me and clenders awake pretty much all night
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)
All the b3ta ladies (x7)
Now put your hands up
up in the thread.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)
Everyone on this site is shit
Especially me. But especially all of you.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Honestly
I don't think that anybody here annoys me, and I think that everyone is great.

Mostly!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)
Oh my god, not you
I HATED you
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
What
I see that the past tense is working out for you, but I always thought that you liked me :(
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:40, Reply)
alright Dok

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Yo Vipros
How's things?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
pretty good ta
as per the norm, after making a promise to myself to be off b3ta to get more work done I've ended up on here even more than usual...
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
That happened to me
By yesterday afternoon I was my usual unmotivated self
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)
I'm the opposite
I keep telling myself I should be here more, and I always fail.

That's me at the moment, one big FAIL.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Alright Dok, long time
I should spend more time on here since I'm unemployed and have free time just now, but don't seem to.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Hey PoD
That's about right. When I had a job I was here all the time, now I'm unemployed, I'm hardly here at all.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)
that's not so good :-/

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)
I know
But I'm getting better!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
glad to hear it

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Haven't seen you around here in yonks...
...herr Dok! Hope all is good?
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)
Hi PJM
Yeah, I've not been here in ages. This being a loafer is really hard work, give me job any day!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
All the regular /OT posters make me happy.
If it wasn't for you lot, this week I'd be dangling from a purlin in this hell hole.

I love youse guys. *sniffs*
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Man up you fucking emo

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Thanks for your consideration

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I don't like these 'who do you rate/hate' threads
I’m now feeling slightly guilty because I haven’t reeled off a list of people I get on with.



Ah, that’s because such a list doesn’t exist. I think you’re all cunts.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)
and if you don't get mentioned
you do a sad
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Woo!
That's what I've been waiting for: utter rejection and hate.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
coming from you, merely being a cunt is praise indeed

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I love you all
Cheers BFF, and back atcha!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
;-)

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Even me?

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)
A bit

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Woo!

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)
I thought you generally hated me?
Since I'm blessed with not being a scouser.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)
I love the Scottish ;)

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Cool
There's a lot of them about.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)
Everywhere!

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Hell Yeah

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)
Specifically, more some than others
Or in different ways anyway...
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)
True...

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)
;)

(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

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