This could very well be the contender for the Worst Thing I've Heard Happen To Somebody awards.
I don't think I've ever heard something so terrible to happen to someone, I'm very sorry for your lost and hopefully you could possibly over come the great odds against you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:14, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

But
I really don't think so Gonz.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Then I really think suicide is the only option, braver men than me would perish under less.
Do you have any Very Tall Buildings and/or Massive Drugs near by? I'll begin starting a facebook group now, don't let me down on this one, I'd hate to look like a mug for starting a facebook group unnessersarly just 'cus you pussied out of killing yourself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

it makes my problems seem pointless.
I'm off to get drunk now, expect a tl:dr post about it when I drag myself back to my parents.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan.
I'm going out for thai food tonight, I won't get drunk though, probably won't even drink anything alcholic, I don't need it now I've let Budda into my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I can't believe you're not budda.
What with your karmic wisdom and that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

LOL I GOT DA BELLY 4 IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
My weekness at the moment is a mix of 25% Butterkist, 75% cocopops, enough milk so it just about doesn't reach the top two layers of the coco pops.

Gluttony is definatly my favorite sin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

In other news, there is a song that follows me where ever I go, I don't know what it's called and I hate it.
It's played on some sort of glockschpeal and I think it's in the charts, but I don't know the song, it goes "_{do do}, ^{do dooo}, do do, do dooo". Everyone seems to be playing it in their cars in my area, as they drive past, at that exact point in the song. I hear at at least 3 times a day.

God, I hate that song, I hate it more than I hate Katie Price.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Are there any words?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

there's bloody loads of them
try dictionary.com
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Gratefuls

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Not when they're driving past me
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Damn!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)