Boo
I missed my 2nd B3taday.

I'm annoyed now!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:04, 40 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mine was erm, Sunday I think

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Mine
Was a whole month ago, I feel really mad at missing it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

It's no biggy, smalls

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

This could very well be the contender for the Worst Thing I've Heard Happen To Somebody awards.
I don't think I've ever heard something so terrible to happen to someone, I'm very sorry for your lost and hopefully you could possibly over come the great odds against you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

But
I really don't think so Gonz.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Then I really think suicide is the only option, braver men than me would perish under less.
Do you have any Very Tall Buildings and/or Massive Drugs near by? I'll begin starting a facebook group now, don't let me down on this one, I'd hate to look like a mug for starting a facebook group unnessersarly just 'cus you pussied out of killing yourself.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

it makes my problems seem pointless.
I'm off to get drunk now, expect a tl:dr post about it when I drag myself back to my parents.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Sounds like a good plan.
I'm going out for thai food tonight, I won't get drunk though, probably won't even drink anything alcholic, I don't need it now I've let Budda into my life.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I can't believe you're not budda.
What with your karmic wisdom and that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

LOL I GOT DA BELLY 4 IT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
My weekness at the moment is a mix of 25% Butterkist, 75% cocopops, enough milk so it just about doesn't reach the top two layers of the coco pops.

Gluttony is definatly my favorite sin.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

In other news, there is a song that follows me where ever I go, I don't know what it's called and I hate it.
It's played on some sort of glockschpeal and I think it's in the charts, but I don't know the song, it goes "_{do do}, ^{do dooo}, do do, do dooo". Everyone seems to be playing it in their cars in my area, as they drive past, at that exact point in the song. I hear at at least 3 times a day.

God, I hate that song, I hate it more than I hate Katie Price.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

Are there any words?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

there's bloody loads of them
try dictionary.com
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Gratefuls

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Not when they're driving past me
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Damn!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

I don't care.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH
BODDEH-FOR-HORM
BODDEH-FORM FOR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I've just slaved away on making a pic from Lampito's Nightmares
It's not as good as I'd hoped, but my lack of artistic ability is matched only by the lack of tools within MS Paint.

If she's mean to me, it shall be released.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:25, Reply)

So
Show us the picture then, let us make up our own minds.

BTW Hi Lab.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:29, Reply)

Not gonna happen
And hi dude, hope you're well! Long time no see!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I hate you because you are a creepy little fat hairy lecherous scotsman
you remind me of my father
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Fwoar

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

it's emotionally scarring because it's true
:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Ew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Maybe
I am your father!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Nah, I've met my dad a few times
and he wouldn't have been seen dead in that fluffy jacket you were wearing.
Tis true though, I can't stand you because you reminded me of him, even though I am indifferent to him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

That Fluffy coat
Was way cool, everybody, but you loved it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I'm the only one here with any sense
it has been proven time and time again with science and facts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I've got loads of sense me
and well you know it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

you're drunk
stop coming on to me, you've got a man now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

yeah and I'm seeing him tomorrow
I have no need for anyone else.
Nur.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'll slip you one quietly while nobody's looking

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

fucking get away from it!!!
I'm going to Town now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I love scousers
the accent reminds me of cheap glamour models and brookside
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

And what science and facts are those
Ones that have been pulled straight from the Daily Mail?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

the last 368 pages of Off Topic are proof

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

And you believe
everything you read on the internet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Why would someone lie on the internet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Yeah well I miss plenty of things burt you don't hear me crying about it online
A BLOO BLOO BLOO, BLA BLOO BLOO, BLA BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO

love you
( Theoban What of it, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)