it's emotionally scarring because it's true
:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ew

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Maybe
I am your father!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

Nah, I've met my dad a few times
and he wouldn't have been seen dead in that fluffy jacket you were wearing.
Tis true though, I can't stand you because you reminded me of him, even though I am indifferent to him
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

That Fluffy coat
Was way cool, everybody, but you loved it!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

I'm the only one here with any sense
it has been proven time and time again with science and facts
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I've got loads of sense me
and well you know it
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

you're drunk
stop coming on to me, you've got a man now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

yeah and I'm seeing him tomorrow
I have no need for anyone else.
Nur.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

I'll slip you one quietly while nobody's looking

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

fucking get away from it!!!
I'm going to Town now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I love scousers
the accent reminds me of cheap glamour models and brookside
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:51, Reply)

And what science and facts are those
Ones that have been pulled straight from the Daily Mail?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

the last 368 pages of Off Topic are proof

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

And you believe
everything you read on the internet?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Why would someone lie on the internet?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)