On next week's exciting episode of 'Barry off EastEnders's Locomotive Adventures':
somebody has their iPod turned up too loud, and you can hear the faint 'ump-tss, ump-tss, ump-tss' of 90s dance music from across the carriage.

Stay tuned folks, it's going to be wild.

*cries* I want to go home
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:50, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Oh Bert for fuck's sake
settle down.
Want some of this mexican rice?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I want to go home :(

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

When can you go home?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

one and a half minutes
and I wasn't being horrible to Barry by the way, I'm just so misunderstood.

/misunderstood blog
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I know but I didn't want Barry thinking that
I want everyone to get on.
I love Barry very much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I don't even know barry, but based entirely on your recommendation
he's a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I never said he wasn't a cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I'm a massive cunt
And I wear it like a badge of honour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)

PROVE IT
make one of the regulars cry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:45, Reply)