On the train back home
Not posted for months due to no internet in my student slum. There's not even a microwave. If there's no microwave there's not going to be internet.

Alas, I love train journeys. I love ploughing through a book in my own little world where everyone else can do one. A great place for watching films as well. Or so I thought. I got booted off at Darlington for not having both parts of my railcard, although the only reason the inspector came over is because some old mess of a woman complained I was watching an unsuitable film next to her kid.

Since when was watching Trainspotting next to a six or seven year old girl some sort of a social no no is what I'd like to know.

I've been moved thrice on this new train and am close to poking the young lad opposite me in the eye. He seems nice enough but I'm bored and could do with a laugh. Anyroad, what do you enjoy that has been ruined for you lately?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:19, 32 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh Barry welcome back!
I don't care if you don't know Bill or Wookie, you are coming the bash on Saturday because we are both in London at the same time.

I enjoy food, but it's ruined because I'm turning into a fat bastard.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I've given up food
Not eaten today besides a bag of pinched Snackajacks, times are hard. Although I haven't been this excited to go home in yonks, I'm gonna boot the dog round the front room in celebration.

And yeah I'll be there Saturday. Not drinking mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

You consume everything known to man like a soft cunt all year
And when you come to the pub to see me you don't join me in a tipple.
SAD EMOTICON THAT LOOKS LIKE GAIL PLATT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Don't worry
I'll save you some horse tranquillizer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Sod off
Have a spritzer you girl
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I'm gonna stand outside
and smoke like a chimney whilst identifying Shoreditch and Dalstan knobheads before lobbing my tab ends at them. I've not been home for months, I've got a lot of winding up to catch up on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Remember, most B3tans can't fight
So don't wind any 'ard Londoners up toooo much.
We'll be like sitting ducks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I'm already looking forward
to the next bash. Despite the fact it is in October I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You not coming Saturday?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I don't fly back
until next Wednesday :) or I'd be there like a shot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I thought you got back yesterday
Why?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)

nah sadly
it's next Wednesday not the one just been. Wish it had been, I was so incredibly horrible yesterday.

Then it's Sonisphere. Though I'm trying to persuade Lampito to come out Wednesday night and have fun in central London
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)

There's one this weekend
which is also going to be my last bash before I set off on my travels.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Ooh lovely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

What a way to spend my last night in London.
I'm planning on going on an epic backpacking journey round North America, but before that, I'll be spending some time in the Austrian Alps. Hopefully when all this is over, I'll be able to find another job in London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)

On next week's exciting episode of 'Barry off EastEnders's Locomotive Adventures':
somebody has their iPod turned up too loud, and you can hear the faint 'ump-tss, ump-tss, ump-tss' of 90s dance music from across the carriage.

Stay tuned folks, it's going to be wild.

*cries* I want to go home
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Oh Bert for fuck's sake
settle down.
Want some of this mexican rice?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I want to go home :(

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:56, Reply)

When can you go home?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

one and a half minutes
and I wasn't being horrible to Barry by the way, I'm just so misunderstood.

/misunderstood blog
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:59, Reply)

I know but I didn't want Barry thinking that
I want everyone to get on.
I love Barry very much.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

I don't even know barry, but based entirely on your recommendation
he's a cunt
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I never said he wasn't a cunt

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I'm a massive cunt
And I wear it like a badge of honour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:18, Reply)

PROVE IT
make one of the regulars cry
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:45, Reply)

trainspotting ffs what a shit movie

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 19:58, Reply)

It's good but grim
It's funny too, but never stops being grim. If you think that's bad, thank god they haven't yet made a film of 'Filth'...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:00, Reply)

You're right
I've never seen it before. But after your indepth review I've paused it, taken the disc out the drive and frisbee'd it across the carriage and sat back down like nothing happened. Will just play minesweeper for the rest of the journey.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Cycling's been ruined for me
coz someone stole my bike.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:37, Reply)

But sitting on a wall while moving my legs in circles just isn't the same

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:40, Reply)