You consume everything known to man like a soft cunt all year
And when you come to the pub to see me you don't join me in a tipple.
SAD EMOTICON THAT LOOKS LIKE GAIL PLATT.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:02, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Don't worry
I'll save you some horse tranquillizer.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Sod off
Have a spritzer you girl
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:07, Reply)

I'm gonna stand outside
and smoke like a chimney whilst identifying Shoreditch and Dalstan knobheads before lobbing my tab ends at them. I've not been home for months, I've got a lot of winding up to catch up on.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Remember, most B3tans can't fight
So don't wind any 'ard Londoners up toooo much.
We'll be like sitting ducks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

I'm already looking forward
to the next bash. Despite the fact it is in October I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You not coming Saturday?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I don't fly back
until next Wednesday :) or I'd be there like a shot
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

I thought you got back yesterday
Why?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:46, Reply)

nah sadly
it's next Wednesday not the one just been. Wish it had been, I was so incredibly horrible yesterday.

Then it's Sonisphere. Though I'm trying to persuade Lampito to come out Wednesday night and have fun in central London
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:57, Reply)

There's one this weekend
which is also going to be my last bash before I set off on my travels.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Ooh lovely

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:49, Reply)

What a way to spend my last night in London.
I'm planning on going on an epic backpacking journey round North America, but before that, I'll be spending some time in the Austrian Alps. Hopefully when all this is over, I'll be able to find another job in London.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 20:52, Reply)